Word of the day: Exhaustipated, (adj.) Too tired to give a shit. O.O
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You know that feeling when you meet someone and your heart skips a beat?
Studies have shown that intelligent people swear more than stupid motherfuckers. XD
Retirement is waking up in the morning with nothing to do and by bedtime having done only half of it.
Sometimes even the devil on my shoulder asks, “What the fuck are you doing now?!?”
I came, I saw, I forgot what I was doing, retraced my steps, got lost on the way back, now I have no idea what’s going on.
If only closed minds came with closed mouths. O.O
The more I think the more confused I get.
You can be a good person with a kind spirit and Still tell people to go fuck themselves when needed.
Sometimes the thoughts in my head get bored and go out for a stroll through my mouth.
I correct autocorrect more than autocorrect corrects me.
Sarcasm: Just one of the many valuable services I provide.
Sarcasm! The witty will have fun, but the stupid won’t get it.
Stupidity is not a crime, so you are free to go.
[0] Days without sarcasm.
If people don’t occasionally walk away from you shaking their heads, you’re doing something wrong.
Do you ever feel the urge to tell someone to shut-up even when they aren’t talking?
Dealing with some people is like trying to nail jello to the fucking wall. O.O
Facebook is like a fridge. You know there’s nothing good there, but you check it every five minutes anyways.
If Rum can’t fix it... you’re not using enough Rum. -
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