Mmmmm, delicious cookies and the fruits so fresh! Please try some of my sweet hot satay sauce with some roasted chicken. Especially for you, Tezz!
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STezz, I didn't post that lady's on your wall. Honest. She posted a very similar note on mine as well. Please , believe me. I didn't do it.i think she's into my account then or took your name from my profile. I don't know what spam is. I am an honest person. I'd never do such a thing. :-(
A gentleman is not defined by the content of his wallet or the cut of his suit He is defined by his manners and the content of his character
You know you’re grown up when a nap is no longer a punishment, but a reward.
Dear 30 open internet tabs, which one of you is playing the music?
Sincerely, Frustrated
I’ve come to a point in my life where I need a stronger word than Fuck!
I was Born to be Wild.... but only till 9 pm or so.
Not to brag, but I’ve been social distancing since Long before the pandemic outbreak.
I’m just gonna put an “Out of Order” sticker on my forehead and call it a day.
Whoever said “out of sight, out of mind” never had a spider disappear in their bedroom. :O
Had a bad mixup at the store today when the cashier said ‘strip down facing me’ apparently she was referring to my credit card.
I tried to embrace my inner child today and the little asshole bit me. :O -
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