Can't make this shit up

[DDD]

Share your dumb crook news, unbelievable, fails or anything you see headlining your social media.

 

[Fireball69]

@DDD when we rob the Lingerie shop.

 

[DDD]

True story this one.

In the town my parents live the local grocery store was robbed on a winters night. The thief was caught within an hour. When the cops arrived at the scene after the alarm was tripped they simply followed the crooks footprints to his house. Its had snowed 6 inches the night he robbed it.

 

[FiveKnuckleShuffle]

In my home town when I grew up a guy broke into a home raping an elderly lady, in a rush to leave he left behind his underwear serious mistake because his name was written in the waistband.

 

[DDD]

 

[cheekychap]

True story this one.

In the town my parents live the local grocery store was robbed on a winters night. The thief was caught within an hour. When the cops arrived at the scene after the alarm was tripped they simply followed the crooks footprints to his house. Its had snowed 6 inches the night he robbed it.

were they irish by any chance lol oops

 

[DDD]

were they irish by any chance lol oops

Is being stupid an Irish trait? lol oh you were wondering if they had some spirits to help the stupidity along.

 

[Fireball69]

 

[DDD]

 

[hemihead]

In my town , the Chief of Police would run into things chasing Criminals . One night he drove into a house .

 

[DDD]

 

[Cammy15]

Well whoever takes that job on is sure to have a solid bit of work.
It will be a stiff task.

 

[FiveKnuckleShuffle]

 

[DDD]

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I'm dying to know where it came from.

 

[FiveKnuckleShuffle]

I'll see what i can do...

 

[DDD]

I'll see what i can do...

Wait, wait I know......ask yo momma.

 

[FiveKnuckleShuffle]

well, she was no help, nor was google. I'm guessing the groom threw it instead of the garter belt.

 

[FiveKnuckleShuffle]

 

[DDD]

 

[FiveKnuckleShuffle]

That made me seriously laugh out loud.