Happy Times at Dirk's Place

Lmao. Hides again dragging the dead unicorn with me

Puts unicorn horn on sale!!
Comes to your door crying and shaking from the cold rain... you feel guilty and let me in...I see my unicorns horn and I grab it. You dive for it and “Accidentally “ fall on the horn.

I grab the horn wipe the blood off, on your shirt and use the magic of the horn to bring to life my new unicorn. I gallop away smiling. But I left a couple of red bull. I’m not the morbid.
 
Comes to your door crying and shaking from the cold rain... you feel guilty and let me in...I see my unicorns horn and I grab it. You dive for it and “Accidentally “ fall on the horn.

I grab the horn wipe the blood off, on your shirt and use the magic of the horn to bring to life my new unicorn. I gallop away smiling. But I left a couple of red bull. I’m not the morbid.
Damn you found me.

Thanks for the red bulls @dirkthedaring gives me red balls too!!!
 
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