I cannot tell a lie........

[Debbiediddallas]

I cannot lie, I still play Temple Run.

 

[Fuckray]

I cannot lie..... About 10 years ago when I was still living in an apartment. A police officer came knocking on my door. When I answered I don't know what came over me; but I looked at him for a moment and said 'Oh no there must be some kind of mistake, I wanted a female stripper'.

I didn't even get a smile or nothing as he kept his stern look and asked if I knew of my neighbors whereabouts. I had to keep myself from laughing too much as I said I didn't know. He just said alright then and have a nice day before walking off.

I have never wanted to read a cop's mind so much before in my life.

 

[Fuckray]

I cannot tell a lie..... I only check out the chat rooms to see is there are any good pics and gifs being shared. Sometimes all there is is dicks pics and then I just leave. Sometimes I'll troll the trolls and take a chance on starting up a conversation with a lady. Might even get lucky where she wants to talk to me. But for the most part I only go there for any possibly good pics and gifs.

 

[Sun66]

I can not tell a lie. Being a new guy I don't have a clue why people in chat don't welcome new people but instead shun them.

Oh I am sorry that is happening to you, maybe keep trying and contributing to the forums so people get to know you x

 

[Fuckray]

I cannot lie..... Sometimes when I'm taking a shower I just stand there naked letting the water fall over me and let my mind go blank.

 

[Wanakotr]

I can not lie. I enjoy a simple conversation more often than sexting. An intellectually stimulating conversation with a lady is quite fun.

 

[Debbiediddallas]

I cannot lie, I wonder why I am on here during my vacation.

 

[Sun66]

I cannot lie, I’m driving to the country for work this week, and half of my suitcase is packed with lingerie and sex toys

 

[Irene_Adler]

I cannot lie, I hate getting up in the morning. there ought to be a better way to start the day.

 

[Fuckray]

I cannot tell a lie..... I sometimes think I wanna be apart of a gang bang or join another guy into double teaming a lady; but I am also a selfish greedy man who wants to keep her all to myself.

 

[Gunnerzz]

I can not tell a lie, a major reason I broke up with my ex is she wanted me to quit shooting because she didn't like it. In doing that I realized I would prefer to go shooting over sex....

 

[Fuckray]

I cannot tell a lie..... Since I live alone I do a fair amount of walking around the house naked.

 

[Gunnerzz]

I can not tell a lie, I think i spend too much time trying to figure out what I do wrong when dating. I think I need to learn that if chemistry isn't there it is not me.

 

[Debbiediddallas]

I cannot tell a lie..... Since I live alone I do a fair amount of walking around the house naked.

I cannot lie .......I dont live alone and do a fair amount naked also.

 

[Fireball69]

Never had a toe curler I dont think.

Leave your pantyhose on during sex Debs, that’ll make your toes curl for sure. Lol

 

[Highlander]

I love getting to know people and passing time at work with fun so lets try a new thread. Tell us something we didnt know about yourself.

I cannot lie.....I like phone sex.

Am bi and no one knows I like both sexes but my friends and family don’t know xx

 

[Wanakotr]

I lost most of my hearing during Desert Storm. This is why I prefer text over voice.

 

[Fireball69]

I cannot lie... I love voluptuous women in Lingerie. Knowing that a lady has bought it to wear for me drives me nuts

 

[Debbiediddallas]

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I cannot lie... I love voluptuous women in Lingerie. Knowing that a lady has bought it to wear for me drives me nuts

Pretty colors

 

[Fireball69]

I cannot lie.... I love afternoon naps, especially if somebody snuggles in with me