I cannot tell a lie........

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CrimsonKnight said:
I cannot tell a lie... I've faked an orgasm with an online playmate (not this site). The right words are honey in my ear, the wrong words are like acid to my eyes. My word fetish can get in the way of some perfectly serviceable cyber sex!
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Note to self.....take out these sentences from my online sex vocabulary.

1. My clits up yonder what you doing digging there for.

2. Woooow doggies I'ma bout to cum bigger for you than I did my cousin.

3. Squeal pig.
 
I cannot tell a lie, somedays around here it's like this.......

Everywhere you look you can write a book
On the trouble of a woman and a man
But you can not impose you can't stick your nose
Into something that you don't understand
Still you wonder
Who's cheatin' who, who's being true
Who don't even care anymore
It makes you wonder
Who's doing right with someone tonight
And who's car is parked next door
 
Debbiediddallas said:
I cannot tell a lie, somedays around here it's like this.......

Everywhere you look you can write a book
On the trouble of a woman and a man
But you can not impose you can't stick your nose
Into something that you don't understand
Still you wonder
Who's cheatin' who, who's being true
Who don't even care anymore
It makes you wonder
Who's doing right with someone tonight
And who's car is parked next door
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Debbiediddallas said:
I cannot tell a lie, somedays around here it's like this.......

Everywhere you look you can write a book
On the trouble of a woman and a man
But you can not impose you can't stick your nose
Into something that you don't understand
Still you wonder
Who's cheatin' who, who's being true
Who don't even care anymore
It makes you wonder
Who's doing right with someone tonight
And who's car is parked next door
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I love that Debbie, imagine all the trouble you could cause if you posted your theories lol, you have a way with words xxx
 
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