I cannot tell a lie, I like to people watch and make names up for them. Sometimes when I’m really board I give them superhero names and alter egos. 
 
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I've been an animal lover all my life.Can't tell a lie... I can't/won't date someone who doesn't like animals :x


I cannot tell a lie...if I was someone's husband they wouldn't need that vibe

Maybe I should have worded that different...But playing with it together could be so fun
I can't tell a lie... I'm so hooked on Barefoot Pink Moscato :x
 but you get my intended meaning.  And yes that is fun
 but you get my intended meaning.  And yes that is funHeck I'm so used to him by now. I drew a face on him and named him Bob. (Battery operated boyfriend)I cannot tell a lie...if I was someone's husband they wouldn't need that vibe
Heck I'm so used to him by now. I drew a face on him and named him Bob. (Battery operated boyfriend)




 Tell Bob some of us are jealous of the action he's getting
 Tell Bob some of us are jealous of the action he's getting
I cannot tell a lie, it was not that time for me, closer to 10:11AM, maybe.

I cannot tell a lie...if I was someone's husband they wouldn't need that vibe

I cannot tell a lie, I own so many toys that I have to use a giant garbage can to store them. I may have a problem, actually.

I cannot tell a lie... the toy direction of the thread made me think of this which made me PMSL.View attachment 9377
I can't tell a lie... I'm grateful for friends who've been so welcoming to me with my return - on the site and in chat - as well as for the new ones I've made and hopefully continue to make. It's touching and means a lot - especially right now. You guys are amazing. Thank you. <3
