Kiss handshake hug or fuck, ass slap. Or anything else.

[dirkthedaring]

Too late for a cold one ffs get the brandy dirks fcuked,he's seeing giraffes again.* very coolly slides a bean bag across the floor just under kris as he sits*
Im getting good at this.!!!!!!!!!
Makes it dramatic too.

He's so stoned beers all he will remember, now how' about a 45 yo whisky

Fuck you guys!!!! Lmao I’m a professional, not a rookie smh *pulls out 55yo Macallan Lalique and pours 3 drinks.* Google that shit. I’ve been fortunate enough in my life to have tried it, twice. Nectar of the Gods.

 

[Neo7771]

He wont remember the beer when he wakes up with his face planted in his half empty bowl.he'll have a 10 bag stuck to his cheeks wondering why he woke up with a boner dreaming about a giraffe pussy,sorry mate could not resist.*hands @dirkthedaring a bowl of cherios*

 

[Kris730903]

I was wrong takes the drink, great taste saves opening mine.

 

[dirkthedaring]

Hahahahahahahaa dyingggggggg

bro hugs all the way around

 

[Neo7771]

Hahahahahahahaa dyingggggggg

bro hugs all the way around

And you thought @Andromalius was spontaneous. Lol

 

[Kris730903]

Missus won't let me get a Lalique, its a investment I keep saying, her reply is, you keep drinking it.

 

[dirkthedaring]

And you thought @Andromalius was spontaneous. Lol

Oh fuck we need him here now too and @Silk_

 

[dirkthedaring]

Missus won't let me get a Lalique, its a investment I keep saying, her reply is, you keep drinking it.

I’m on your side, obviously. I got you homie.

 

[Kris730903]

Why buy it and not drink it, knew i shouldn't have drank that 30k glen but she dared me.

 

[Neo7771]

Yeah kris,don't know what the fcuk that is but if it's wet,bring it.
Party time @Silk_

 

[dirkthedaring]

Why buy it and not drink it, knew i shouldn't have drank that 30k glen but she dared me.

Yeah kris,don't know what the fcuk that is but if it's wet,bring it.
Party time @Silk_

Leave it to the 3 of us to fuck up a thread like this to talk partying lmao

 

[Kris730903]

All decent stuffs in a vault but have plenty of good bottles to go around.

 

[Kris730903]

Leave it to the 3 of us to fuck up a thread like this to talk partying lmao

Man talk

 

[dirkthedaring]

All decent stuffs in a vault but have plenty of good bottles to go around.

Youd shit yourself if I showed you my wine bottle collection of wines I’ve drank over the years. Some signed by owners or winemakers too. And I mean shit like Harlan Estate, Scarecrow, Sine Qua Non... etc

 

[Neo7771]

Leave it to the 3 of us to fuck up a thread like this to talk partying lmao

It's ok it's @lexi8 thread and she's lovely,she won't mind.anyway dirk already forgot what we're doing,but remembers giraffe pussy,and im going to bed soon so that leaves kris to clear up and lie,i mean explain almost fully what happened.been a blast boys.

 

[Kris730903]

Nothing like sitting on a milk crate in the garage after working on the bike with a couple of glasses and a 2k bottle wondering why the bugger won't start.
I dump my empties dont wanna know how much I gone through

 

[Neo7771]

Hey,put your cocks away its cold in here.

 

[Kris730903]

Blast yep high five see back on thread @lexi88 doesn't need to know.

 

[dirkthedaring]

Nothing like sitting on a milk crate in the garage after working on the bike with a couple of glasses and a 2k bottle wondering why the bugger won't start.
I dump my empties dont wanna know how much I gone through

Lmao I get it..... But I work in the wine industry. I’m a Level 2 Sommelier sooooo most times I don’t have to pay fortunately for me lol

 

[dirkthedaring]

It's ok it's @lexi8 thread and she's lovely,she won't mind.anyway dirk already forgot what we're doing,but remembers giraffe pussy,and im going to bed soon so that leaves kris to clear up and lie,i mean explain almost fully what happened.been a blast boys.

Have a good night bro tc