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While serving in the Navy in Scotland, a guy in my shop had been wanting to ask the bartender at the country bar in town out, but never had the nerve. One night I was very drunk and in a friendly mood, I took it upon myself to try and get them together.

He and I went to the bar to order drinks. I asked the bartender if she thought my coworker was attractive and she said yes. While he was completely embarrassed I proceeded to stick the knife in and said to her, "Good, because he wants to fuck you".

I turned and walked away.

Funny thing is, they did go out.
 
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I'm drunk in the bathtub,

somehow yet again;

drunk in the bathtub

with not even one friend.



The party is finally over

and everybody has left;

except for my drunk a*s

naked up to my chest.



I'm drunk in the bathtub,

I knew I should have stopped;

I know I should have ended it

after the sixth shot.



Now I'm in the same spot,

drunk and alone yet again;

this bottle of Whiskey

once again my only friend.
Wow lookss like someone had a good time ..im jealous
 
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