Question answered by a question

[Honeybear]

What if you bring your slippers? Should I open a window or 5?

 

[Bratty]

Aren't you supposed to be a gentleman and tell me that my feet don't smell?

 

[Honeybear]

Can I blame preditive text?

 

[Bratty]

Can I let the dog on your sofa?

 

[Honeybear]

Can I get the dog it's own sofa?

 

[Bratty]

Why does she need her own sofa?

 

[Honeybear]

Did you want takeaway babe? Lol

 

[Bratty]

Haven't we already had this conversation?

 

[Honeybear]

Did I forget that too?

 

[Bratty]

Do you need something to help you remember?

 

[Honeybear]

You gonna flash your boobies?

 

[Bratty]

Would you like me to?

 

[Honeybear]

Do bears shit in the woods?

 

[Cinders]

Bears shit anywhere. This dude obviously has no intention of getting takeaway after making us all wait days, moving on……
Is everyone excited for Christmas now it’s December?

 

[Bratty]

Is it true they also use loo roll?

I'm ridiculously excited, isn't everyone?

 

[Cinders]

Do you think the bear would forget to use toilet roll too? Oop it’s not looking good for him

 

[Bratty]

Do you think he's a real bear?

 

[Cinders]

Do you think he has to decorate all his trees in lights and tinsel in that wood of his?

 

[Bratty]

Do you think he spends more time playing with his wood than he does decorating it?

 

[Cinders]

Do you think that’s why he’s just so forgetful as he concentrates on only his hand movements ALL the time?