Some of us like self deprecatory humour, right? (Not the most original idea. I've seen a page dedicated to those in another social media place.) We don't really need the world to throw us insults, because we can do better than them. Here is a thread for insulting oneself. I will begin: I think am a rare one. I am the last of Dodos.
I proven to be a crap cook. The rancid lobster nearly poisoned the customer, and I'm ashamed of myself.
I feel like a loser. It doesn't make me any better that I'm prone to popular kids. I don't belong here.