Self Goal

Discussion in 'The Arts: Music, Books, Movies, TV' started by SinnerConnor, Jun 17, 2020.

  1. SinnerConnor

    SinnerConnor Well-Known Member OFC Regular

    Some of us like self deprecatory humour, right? (Not the most original idea. I've seen a page dedicated to those in another social media place.)

    We don't really need the world to throw us insults, because we can do better than them. Here is a thread for insulting oneself.

    I will begin:
    I think am a rare one. I am the last of Dodos.
     
  2. GrimJoker

    GrimJoker Guest

    I am decisive. Therefore I'm easily alienated.
     
  3. SinnerConnor

    SinnerConnor Well-Known Member OFC Regular

    Even my bank knows I have relationship issues. They have given me a relationship manager.
     
  4. GrimJoker

    GrimJoker Guest

    I proven to be a crap cook. The rancid lobster nearly poisoned the customer, and I'm ashamed of myself.
     
  5. SinnerConnor

    SinnerConnor Well-Known Member OFC Regular

    Whoever says they have life problems haven't seen me dance.
     
  6. GrimJoker

    GrimJoker Guest

    The reason I'm a couch potato is, I'm fat and ugly, and everyone hates me.
     
  7. SinnerConnor

    SinnerConnor Well-Known Member OFC Regular

    I've a soul stirring voice. It makes the neighbour stir, move, shake and call the police.
     
  8. GrimJoker

    GrimJoker Guest

    My shower is very cold. I failed miserably to pay the electricity bill, and can't have a hot shower.
     
  9. SinnerConnor

    SinnerConnor Well-Known Member OFC Regular

    I count myself among big people. Mostly because of my weight.
     
  10. GrimJoker

    GrimJoker Guest

    I crashed my car into a ditch, and now I'm burning!
     
  11. SinnerConnor

    SinnerConnor Well-Known Member OFC Regular

    If someone calls me a hoe, I feel happy. At least you admit I am useful in farming.
     
  12. GrimJoker

    GrimJoker Guest

    So my excuse is to be retarded. Thus, everyone done well with the retorted view.
     
  13. SinnerConnor

    SinnerConnor Well-Known Member OFC Regular

    They named a soccer player after me. Messi, messy, one and the same.
     
  14. GrimJoker

    GrimJoker Guest

    My bloody nose is like a fountain. So I wrote my letter with my own blood, which the family admired.
     
  15. SinnerConnor

    SinnerConnor Well-Known Member OFC Regular

    I can make anyone feel better. Than me, at least.
     
  16. MissMonroe

    MissMonroe Well-Known Member OFC Regular

    I can do without you! Where are you going?
     
  17. GrimJoker

    GrimJoker Guest

    I feel like a loser. It doesn't make me any better that I'm prone to popular kids. I don't belong here.
     
  18. Ddavid3119

    Ddavid3119 Well-Known Member OFC Regular

    I argued with myself and I lost wht
     
  19. GrimJoker

    GrimJoker Guest

    I banged my head on the wall, ashamed of my failure.
     
  20. MissMonroe

    MissMonroe Well-Known Member OFC Regular

    Sometimes I try to listen to what I am saying.
     

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