Shower Thoughts

[MissMonroe]

At least 80% of all song lyrics prove that they're written by people who can't handle their feelings and/or emotions well; the state of the world also reflects this, because at least 80% of humanity listens to them and can identify with them. Example: I want to know what love is... I want you to show me... LOL!

 

[LadyGaladriLezb]

At least 80% of all song lyrics prove that they're written by people who can't handle their feelings and/or emotions well; the state of the world also reflects this, because at least 80% of humanity listens to them and can identify with them. Example: I want to know what love is... I want you to show me... LOL!

oh you want nonsense lyrics? here's one for you:

"I'm afraid of the dark, especially when I'm in a park; don't walk under ladders, I keep a rabbit's tail; I'm afraid of a ghost, it's the sight I fear most; rather have a piece of toast, watch the evening news...Life, oh life, ohhh life, oh life, doo doo duh doo"

 

[MissMonroe]

Wearing a rubber band on your wrist can be used to help you grow in a pavlovian way.

 

[Slappy]

Wait...how do nudists clean their glasses?

 

[LadyGaladriLezb]

Wait...how do nudists clean their glasses?

Nudists wear nothing right? So no glasses...off you go bump into things blind nudie!

Thread:

"It's always in the last place you look." Are there people who continue looking for stuff after they've found it??

 

[LadyGaladriLezb]

My most recent literal shower rhought:

I need to buy a new razor

 

[MissMonroe]

If you unscrew the shower head, you have a water vibrator.

 

[LadyGaladriLezb]

If you unscrew the shower head, you have a water vibrator.

Mine is adjustable, it's a lot of fun

When I was a kid, I thought quicksand and the Bermuda Triangle were going to be a much bigger problem in my life.

 

[LadyGaladriLezb]

This vanilla scented shower gel smells like it would taste nice...

 

[Kendra_CD]

Sented body wash makes me want lick her all over

 

[LadyGaladriLezb]

Sented body wash makes me want lick her all over

Mmmm yes please!

 

[LadyGaladriLezb]

Imagine if people actually turned the colour of common phrases....like green with envy, blue with the cold, red with rage. Would be like a real life cartoon lol

 

[Kendra_CD]

Imagine if people actually turned the colour of common phrases....like green with envy, blue with the cold, red with rage. Would be like a real life cartoon lol

Lol then there will be Me walking around with steam billowing out of my ears red hot, or the anime version nose gushing with blood lmao