Spreading rumors? At least you're spreading something else besides your legs.

night69

night69

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  1. Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis
  2. A woman just asked me if I like thighs or breasts. Told her I like shaved vagina and anal. Apparently, this isn't an appropriate answer at KFC.
  3. I'm the flower, you're the bee. Why don't you suck the sweet pollen right out of me?
  4. What does a cow say to bull? Are you always that horn-ny!
  5. When we were together, you always said you'd die for me. Now that we've broke up, I think it's time you kept your promise!
That's All Be Happy And `Horny.
The best curve on a girl is her smile... Naw just kiddin, look at dat ass.​
 
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