- Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis
- A woman just asked me if I like thighs or breasts. Told her I like shaved vagina and anal. Apparently, this isn't an appropriate answer at KFC.
- I'm the flower, you're the bee. Why don't you suck the sweet pollen right out of me?
- What does a cow say to bull? Are you always that horn-ny!
- When we were together, you always said you'd die for me. Now that we've broke up, I think it's time you kept your promise!
The best curve on a girl is her smile... Naw just kiddin, look at dat ass.