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Mental
*creates some hiding spots for all sorts of critters to hide from prying eyes*
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Hello wifey! This is me, telling you that you're the rockingest wifey ever and I think you deserve an entire 8 tier cake!
Iridescent_Goddess
Iridescent_Goddess
Hello beautiful now who needs cake when you’re the sweetest thing on this site
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Neil_uk2
Here I was thinking I was the sweetest thing on this site…… So offended!!
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Now I can say you lit up my world, or at least my room! The light balls were very helpful, though just a tiny little bit hot to the touch. I may have lost a finger, but like a lizard's tail, I'm sure it'll grow back.
Mental
Mental
You'll be fineeeeee! It's just a grievous fleshwound, they heal all the time!... Right?
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DameDaisy
And if not, I've got a great story to tell about trying to pick up a miniature sun! Either way it works out!
Mental
Mental
I only see upsides!
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Friend! You invaded and didn't even take a cupcake back with you! Here! CUPCAKE PARTY!
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obi-1
obi-1
Yaaaaay cupcake party
GoodGirl4Praise
Arrives as wanted in front of the lovely lady’s wall, tapping my lips for a moment with the branch from my rotting snack tree. Burning the end before writing her best joke of existence..

“What's the difference between kinky and perverted? Kinky is when you tickle your girlfriend with a feather, perverted is when you use the whole bird.”

Placing a pair of kisses in the end before leaving

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DameDaisy
I do hope it's not a turkey you've used. Those guys are mean! ;)
Mental
*leaves a basket with a note on top that reads: "here comes the sun~". The basket is filled with spheres of light*
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DameDaisy
Oooooooh, perfect! It was getting a little gloomy in here!
obi-1
I do an invade, then flee
Muahahaha
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DameDaisy
Oh nooooo! Don't forget to take snacks for the trip back though!
obi-1
obi-1
Oh ya right. *Takes snacks*
Now i flee. Muahahaha
Lol
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Arrives at your wall. Realizing the “other” friends have not been here yet. Draws funny faces all over your wall and leaves….
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DameDaisy
I hope you put funny noses on these funny faces, or else I shall have to march you right back here to fix it!
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Neil_uk2
Returns to fix original mistakes…… oops
Mental
*sneaks up to the wall, face Hidden behind a mask and under a Hood. Looks left and right before pulling out some magical ink and defiling the wall....with sweet words and declarations of love that only Rissa can read*
LadyRissa
*smiles* Hello ^.^ I hope you know that your an amazing man! An amazing significant other! An amazing lover! I love spending my time with you and learning so much about you. Hope you enjoy this post.
Xoxoxoxo - Rissa ;)
P.s. *rubs my boobies and booty all over your wall*
Mental
Mental
Your tactics of sweet words followed up by sudden (but sexy) wall defilement confuse, amaze and frighten me!
LadyRissa
LadyRissa
Hahahaha mission completed
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