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*creates some hiding spots for all sorts of critters to hide from prying eyes*
Hello wifey! This is me, telling you that you're the rockingest wifey ever and I think you deserve an entire 8 tier cake!
Iridescent_Goddess
Iridescent_Goddess
Hello beautiful now who needs cake when you’re the sweetest thing on this site
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Neil_uk2
Here I was thinking I was the sweetest thing on this site…… So offended!!
Now I can say you lit up my world, or at least my room! The light balls were very helpful, though just a tiny little bit hot to the touch. I may have lost a finger, but like a lizard's tail, I'm sure it'll grow back.
Mental
Mental
You'll be fineeeeee! It's just a grievous fleshwound, they heal all the time!... Right?
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DameDaisy
And if not, I've got a great story to tell about trying to pick up a miniature sun! Either way it works out!
Mental
Mental
I only see upsides!
Friend! You invaded and didn't even take a cupcake back with you! Here! CUPCAKE PARTY!
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obi-1
obi-1
Yaaaaay cupcake party
Arrives as wanted in front of the lovely lady’s wall, tapping my lips for a moment with the branch from my rotting snack tree. Burning the end before writing her best joke of existence..

“What's the difference between kinky and perverted? Kinky is when you tickle your girlfriend with a feather, perverted is when you use the whole bird.”

Placing a pair of kisses in the end before leaving

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DameDaisy
I do hope it's not a turkey you've used. Those guys are mean! ;)
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