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Arrives as wanted in front of the lovely lady’s wall, tapping my lips for a moment with the branch from my rotting snack tree. Burning the end before writing her best joke of existence..

“What's the difference between kinky and perverted? Kinky is when you tickle your girlfriend with a feather, perverted is when you use the whole bird.”

Placing a pair of kisses in the end before leaving

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DameDaisy
I do hope it's not a turkey you've used. Those guys are mean! ;)
*leaves a basket with a note on top that reads: "here comes the sun~". The basket is filled with spheres of light*
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DameDaisy
Oooooooh, perfect! It was getting a little gloomy in here!
I do an invade, then flee
Muahahaha
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DameDaisy
Oh nooooo! Don't forget to take snacks for the trip back though!
obi-1
obi-1
Oh ya right. *Takes snacks*
Now i flee. Muahahaha
Lol
Arrives at your wall. Realizing the “other” friends have not been here yet. Draws funny faces all over your wall and leaves….
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DameDaisy
I hope you put funny noses on these funny faces, or else I shall have to march you right back here to fix it!
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Neil_uk2
Returns to fix original mistakes…… oops
*sneaks up to the wall, face Hidden behind a mask and under a Hood. Looks left and right before pulling out some magical ink and defiling the wall....with sweet words and declarations of love that only Rissa can read*
*smiles* Hello ^.^ I hope you know that your an amazing man! An amazing significant other! An amazing lover! I love spending my time with you and learning so much about you. Hope you enjoy this post.
Xoxoxoxo - Rissa ;)
P.s. *rubs my boobies and booty all over your wall*
Mental
Mental
Your tactics of sweet words followed up by sudden (but sexy) wall defilement confuse, amaze and frighten me!
LadyRissa
LadyRissa
Hahahaha mission completed
*learns from previous mistakes as uses magical charcoal that can’t be washed off! Writing ancient spells in pretty symbols*
*committing crime brûléé on your forum wall*
Mental
Mental
*sighs*
haaaaa, at least it is a Tasty defilement...
*Traces my finger over the wall and puts it in my mouth*
Forever alone and staying that way. Dont want any of it. I should have known better
Glances around from left to right. Sneakily bringing out a piece of charcoal from a midnight fire, burning under the full moon.
Scratching in letters on the wall of this place. “It’s a boogeyman.. beware! He is comiiiiin’” smiling and brushing off my fingers before whistling my Chaos song made up on the way out
Mental
Mental
"Dangnabbit, that's the fourth boogeyman-related shenaniganery this week!! Ohhhhhh, when I finally catch those lil' critters....!"

*Grumbles like an angry old man while washing off the charcoal, the echoes of far-away whistles keeping me company*
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