Great & Awful Song Lyrics

LadyGaladriLezb

LadyGaladriLezb

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This could be fun, poignant, silly or inspirational.
Post dome song lyrics test have appealed to you for any reason. Personally I'm hoping to hear the awful ones so I'll start with that! But whatever you like to post, it's up to you!
 
Bloodhound Gang is a Gold Mine for amazingly funny bad lyrics

"Yeah, I'm hung like planet Pluto, hard to see with the naked eye
But if I crashed into Uranus, I would stick it where the sun don't shine
'Cause I'm kind of like Han Solo, always stroking my own wookie
I'm the root of all that's evil, yea, but you can call me Cookie"
 
DreamEater said:
Bloodhound Gang is a Gold Mine for amazingly funny bad lyrics

"Yeah, I'm hung like planet Pluto, hard to see with the naked eye
But if I crashed into Uranus, I would stick it where the sun don't shine
'Cause I'm kind of like Han Solo, always stroking my own wookie
I'm the root of all that's evil, yea, but you can call me Cookie"
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Oh my god lmao
 
DreamEater said:
Bloodhound Gang is a Gold Mine for amazingly funny bad lyrics

"Yeah, I'm hung like planet Pluto, hard to see with the naked eye
But if I crashed into Uranus, I would stick it where the sun don't shine
'Cause I'm kind of like Han Solo, always stroking my own wookie
I'm the root of all that's evil, yea, but you can call me Cookie"
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"Caught you
Sniffing my boxers
Who the fuck does that
At Red Lobster?
Creepy
Like when Tom Cruise laughs
That's how your finger
Felt in my ass"
 
"I'm afraid of the dark
'Specially when I'm in a park
And there's no one else around
Ooh, I get the shivers
I don't want to see a ghost
It's a sight that I fear most
I'd rather have a piece of toast
And watch the evening news"
 
DreamEater said:
"Caught you
Sniffing my boxers
Who the fuck does that
At Red Lobster?
Creepy
Like when Tom Cruise laughs
That's how your finger
Felt in my ass"
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"Marinate the nether rod
In the squish mitten
Power drill the yippee bog
With the dude piston
Pressure wash the quiver bone
In the bitch wrinkle
Cannonball the fiddle cove, ooh la la
With the pork steeple"

I could go on with Bloodhound Gang but I stop here hahhahahah
 
DreamEater said:
"Marinate the nether rod
In the squish mitten
Power drill the yippee bog
With the dude piston
Pressure wash the quiver bone
In the bitch wrinkle
Cannonball the fiddle cove, ooh la la
With the pork steeple"

I could go on with Bloodhound Gang but I stop here hahhahahah
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This is hilarious

Are they the "You and me baby are nothing like mammals" crowd?
 
LadyGaladriLezb said:
"I'm afraid of the dark
'Specially when I'm in a park
And there's no one else around
Ooh, I get the shivers
I don't want to see a ghost
It's a sight that I fear most
I'd rather have a piece of toast
And watch the evening news"
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Same song, 2nd verse...

"
I'm a superstitious girl
I'm the worst in the world
Never walk under ladders
I keep a rabbit's tail
I'll take you up on a dare
Anytime, anywhere
Name the place, I'll be there
Bungee jumping, I don't care"

I'll send the chorus too, it's just magical...
 
LadyGaladriLezb said:
Same song, 2nd verse...

"
I'm a superstitious girl
I'm the worst in the world
Never walk under ladders
I keep a rabbit's tail
I'll take you up on a dare
Anytime, anywhere
Name the place, I'll be there
Bungee jumping, I don't care"

I'll send the chorus too, it's just magical...
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"Life, oh life, oh life, oh life
Doo doo doo doo
Life, oh life, oh life, oh life
Doo doo doo"
 
"Wayne Gretzky, the only man I'd have sex with
Wayne Gretzky, I'd be intimate with
Wayne Gretzky, I think he's kinda sexy
Wayne Gretzky, I wonder what he looks like naked

I wonder what it would be like
To have sex with the Great One
I wonder what it would be like
To have sex with the league's leading scorer

Wayne Gretzky, I know he's a married man
But maybe, he'd be attracted to me
Darrin Pfeiffer, stupid American boy
Wayne Gretzky, very handsome Canadian man

I wonder what it would be like
To have sex with the Great One
I wonder what it would be like
To have sex with the league's leading scorer

Wayne Gretzky
I love you Wayne Gretzky, yeah"
 
When you lose your feet, fall down to your knees
and your heart's about to break
I will be your saving grace
When your eyes can't see,
take my eyes from me
When you're lost and losing faith
I will be your saving grace
 
"I wish that I knew what it took
To walk through that door you can never come back from
And I wish I knew you were in pain
'Cause if it's all the same
You were always invincible to me

You said you just needed some space
And you said you just needed to clear your head
I wish I hadn't been so afraid
I just wish I could say
You were never invisible to me

You were never invisible to me
I just wish I could say
You were never invisible to me

I don't know what you've endured
But I know life can be such an unbearable reward
So for those who've been truly devoured
(Keep planting flowers)
You were never invisible to me"
 
"To all the ladies working Iowa-80

Selling pussy to the chrome on the interstate
Living hard lives
Working long nights
Hit by every man you ever loved
'Til your heart died

You're my mother
You're my sister
And a daughter tonight
For every bruise
And excuse
You tried but you couldn't hide
For all the fear
Every tear
Slowly burning your sight
For every moment
In the light
I fucking see you tonight
God damn

To see heartbreak from my window
Such a sad state
I can't Stop to even help you
What the hell can I do?
Say that's just her life?
Turned out, used up, and defiled?
Deep pain starts early in life (early in life)
Every woman still once was a child"
 
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