Great & Awful Song Lyrics

LadyGaladriLezb

LadyGaladriLezb

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This could be fun, poignant, silly or inspirational.
Post dome song lyrics test have appealed to you for any reason. Personally I'm hoping to hear the awful ones so I'll start with that! But whatever you like to post, it's up to you!
 
Bloodhound Gang is a Gold Mine for amazingly funny bad lyrics

"Yeah, I'm hung like planet Pluto, hard to see with the naked eye
But if I crashed into Uranus, I would stick it where the sun don't shine
'Cause I'm kind of like Han Solo, always stroking my own wookie
I'm the root of all that's evil, yea, but you can call me Cookie"
 
DreamEater said:
Bloodhound Gang is a Gold Mine for amazingly funny bad lyrics

"Yeah, I'm hung like planet Pluto, hard to see with the naked eye
But if I crashed into Uranus, I would stick it where the sun don't shine
'Cause I'm kind of like Han Solo, always stroking my own wookie
I'm the root of all that's evil, yea, but you can call me Cookie"
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Oh my god lmao
 
DreamEater said:
Bloodhound Gang is a Gold Mine for amazingly funny bad lyrics

"Yeah, I'm hung like planet Pluto, hard to see with the naked eye
But if I crashed into Uranus, I would stick it where the sun don't shine
'Cause I'm kind of like Han Solo, always stroking my own wookie
I'm the root of all that's evil, yea, but you can call me Cookie"
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"Caught you
Sniffing my boxers
Who the fuck does that
At Red Lobster?
Creepy
Like when Tom Cruise laughs
That's how your finger
Felt in my ass"
 
"I'm afraid of the dark
'Specially when I'm in a park
And there's no one else around
Ooh, I get the shivers
I don't want to see a ghost
It's a sight that I fear most
I'd rather have a piece of toast
And watch the evening news"
 
DreamEater said:
"Caught you
Sniffing my boxers
Who the fuck does that
At Red Lobster?
Creepy
Like when Tom Cruise laughs
That's how your finger
Felt in my ass"
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"Marinate the nether rod
In the squish mitten
Power drill the yippee bog
With the dude piston
Pressure wash the quiver bone
In the bitch wrinkle
Cannonball the fiddle cove, ooh la la
With the pork steeple"

I could go on with Bloodhound Gang but I stop here hahhahahah
 
DreamEater said:
"Marinate the nether rod
In the squish mitten
Power drill the yippee bog
With the dude piston
Pressure wash the quiver bone
In the bitch wrinkle
Cannonball the fiddle cove, ooh la la
With the pork steeple"

I could go on with Bloodhound Gang but I stop here hahhahahah
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This is hilarious

Are they the "You and me baby are nothing like mammals" crowd?
 
LadyGaladriLezb said:
"I'm afraid of the dark
'Specially when I'm in a park
And there's no one else around
Ooh, I get the shivers
I don't want to see a ghost
It's a sight that I fear most
I'd rather have a piece of toast
And watch the evening news"
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Same song, 2nd verse...

"
I'm a superstitious girl
I'm the worst in the world
Never walk under ladders
I keep a rabbit's tail
I'll take you up on a dare
Anytime, anywhere
Name the place, I'll be there
Bungee jumping, I don't care"

I'll send the chorus too, it's just magical...
 
LadyGaladriLezb said:
Same song, 2nd verse...

"
I'm a superstitious girl
I'm the worst in the world
Never walk under ladders
I keep a rabbit's tail
I'll take you up on a dare
Anytime, anywhere
Name the place, I'll be there
Bungee jumping, I don't care"

I'll send the chorus too, it's just magical...
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"Life, oh life, oh life, oh life
Doo doo doo doo
Life, oh life, oh life, oh life
Doo doo doo"
 
"Wayne Gretzky, the only man I'd have sex with
Wayne Gretzky, I'd be intimate with
Wayne Gretzky, I think he's kinda sexy
Wayne Gretzky, I wonder what he looks like naked

I wonder what it would be like
To have sex with the Great One
I wonder what it would be like
To have sex with the league's leading scorer

Wayne Gretzky, I know he's a married man
But maybe, he'd be attracted to me
Darrin Pfeiffer, stupid American boy
Wayne Gretzky, very handsome Canadian man

I wonder what it would be like
To have sex with the Great One
I wonder what it would be like
To have sex with the league's leading scorer

Wayne Gretzky
I love you Wayne Gretzky, yeah"
 
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