I'm another year older today.
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Hello
I love watching girls play with themselves
I'm healed enough to go back to my old self. Now I'm so fucking horny.
Happy New Year
Happy holidays!!
I'm back. Not 100% though.
I've been sick, but I'll be back soon.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Broken pencil.
Broken pencil who?
Forget it, this joke is pointless.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cow says.
Cow says who?
No, silly! A cow says “Mooooo.”
What do you call bees that produce milk?
Boo-bees.
What kind of shorts do clouds wear?
Thunderwear
Here’s anther.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes the police, open up!
Here’s one that will really make you laugh. I can’t stop laughing.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say ‘Banana?’
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Yah
Yah who?
Settle down, cowboy!
I hate being shy
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