Bon Jovi must be at least 3/4 of the way there by now.
Scruffy
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Are all the non essential oils out of work now?
For once I’d like to get kicked INTO a bar...
Whenever someone invites me to their home and I see more than 3 cars parked outside, I keep driving just in case it's an intervention.
Coffee spelled backwards is "eeffoc". Just know that I don't give eeffoc until I've had my morning
At this point, the only guy on the internet that I trust with my personal data is that Nigerian Prince.
Ferris Bueller did more in one day than I’ve done this year...
How many instruments must you be terrible at before you start playing the triangle?
*licks*
I'm having a quarantine party this weekend. None of you are invited
Ever notice that the people who are the loudest about demanding respect are the ones who have done the least to earn it?
Homeschooling day 74: trying to get this kid transferred out of my class.
I wonder if the person who came up with the phrase 'jumping on the bandwagon' got really annoyed when everyone else started using it.
Surely not everybody was kung fu fighting...
I really want to buy one of the grocery checkout dividers but the lady behind the counter keeps putting it back.
How I can remember the lyrics to just about any song written in the 80's, but can't remember why i just walked into the kitchen? -
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so sorry if I embarrassed my self last I literally don't remember much. I should not be aloud to talk to people when I'm drunk haha xx