Can or can't

Can, but it might take a while, and I'll have to pack a volleyball for conversation.

Can you orient yourself in the middle of the woods without using a compass?
 
Can't I normally only make they breast

Can you pop the cork on champagne without spilling it all
 
Can...hold it at a 45 degree angle, turn the bottle and hold the cork still

Can you put laundry away right from the dryer without letting it sit
 
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You mean a queue? Like shopping and shit? If yes then no. No I can’t. Especially on days like these...

Can you not be pissed off, af, that your nine year old dog died and you had to bury her in your back yard?

*one tattoo I’ll never regret tho... Best bitch ever, FACT!!!
 
Ooh I like games! Twister tho... Only if naked otherwise it’s like having a shower while dressed... Js&s... So... Can.

Can you go where Stan thinks you can’t go?
 
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*nods*

Can you add sardines to your fruit smoothie and not gag at the taste or smell?

*protein is protein...*
 
can but only if I have no choice

Can you remove a tick without leaving the head in
 
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Can. For some reason I can remember numbers without a problem, literally got so many locked in my brain it’s scary...

Can you not get all giddy excited that your chilli trees are starting to grow a ton of fruits?

*homemade sweet chilli sauce here I come woohoo!
 
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