Chat quotes

[ViXxXeN]

Some people type the weirdest, funniest, horribly worded, no nonsense, and sometimes awesome things in chat.
I'm going to start posting those here! I feel we all could use a good laugh.

 

[ViXxXeN]

"pm , got a big Penis now"

I guess he exchanged his penis for a bigger one.

 

[Jerseyjen]

“stream me if you want to get pregnant”

yes, because we all know there is a high pregnancy rate watching someone stream

 

[PitBull]

"Butt plug wit me in pm"

How is that going to work

 

[Sandrock]

I need two guys to come over. But i want to fuck in your car.

Hope they have an extended cab.

 

[PitBull]

Wanna smell me feet while you edge your cock to me hehe?

What app lets you smell over the internet?

 

[ViXxXeN]

"Hi we ate a couple looking for a girl to join us"

Beware! They are searching for their next victim!

Wanna smell me feet while you edge your cock to me hehe?

What app lets you smell over the internet?

That quote made me laugh so hard.

 

[Sandrock]

Hii any show my cock for my boyfriends dick ?

The real question is...does her boyfriend know about her dick?

 

[ViXxXeN]

"Can someone please send me there gruevo link I wanna see a man squirt"

I guess you guys squirt now.

 

[Jerseyjen]

Sex chat

Is any girl want to see n hv fun on gruveo pm me im in fully mood n naked n i ll jerk n take out cum for u msg me so i can send link

I love a man who can take out cum

 

[PitBull]

Send me big tits for my ass

Transplant surgery gone wild.

 

[ViXxXeN]

"u can pound my pussy like mashed potatoes"

I can never eat mashed potatoes again.

 

[ViXxXeN]

"Whos gonna be horny xmas eve. Pm me"

Because most people know days in advance they are going to be horny on a certain day.

 

[curiousPaul]

"Whos gonna be horny xmas eve. Pm me"

Because most people know days in advance they are going to be horny on a certain day.

hahahaha, so true.

 

[PitBull]

Any sputs want a rough Dom Pm me

A Dom "asking" and he wants sputs

 

[curiousPaul]

"pm , got a big Penis now"

I guess he exchanged his penis for a bigger one.

hahahahha, the commentary is making me snort/laugh....LOL. Thank you hahahaha

 

[PitBull]

Well im offering up 1000$ to then first sexy gorl to make me spue

Do the gorls hang out with the sputs???

 

[ViXxXeN]

"The penis I am very stiff wants to be inserted into your greasy vagina"

Vagina's are greasy now? I hate to say, mine isn't and won't be like that.

 

[PitBull]

I am 19 boy want mild for sex

At 19 I sure wasn't looking for mild sex

 

[curiousPaul]

I've got nude pics, who wants to see them?

You can find all you want on the Web. LOL