Chat quotes

Discussion in 'Current Events' started by ViXxXeN, Dec 3, 2019.

  1. PitBull

    PitBull Well-Known Member

    Anyone want to fingerfuck me

    No matter how I tried...I couldn't get my fingers into the USB port
     
  2. ViXxXeN

    ViXxXeN Moderator Staff Member

    "Your skut awairs"

    The Chatanese is strong in this one.
     
  3. Jerseyjen

    Jerseyjen Moderator

    Too funny. Mashed potatoes lmao
     
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  4. ViXxXeN

    ViXxXeN Moderator Staff Member

    "Does any girl here have boobs"

    Nope, girls on OFC don't have boobs. We are all boobless.
     
  5. PitBull

    PitBull Well-Known Member

    Where do you need your hardon?

    Self explanatory isn't it
     
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  6. ViXxXeN

    ViXxXeN Moderator Staff Member

    "Want to ear clit"

    Umm...what?
     
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  7. Jerseyjen

    Jerseyjen Moderator

    Can anyone show penis having skin on their erect penis


    No, we like skinless penis
     
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  8. PitBull

    PitBull Well-Known Member

    Who wants to ride my 8 inches?

    Nothing unusual except the name was pink.
     
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  9. PitBull

    PitBull Well-Known Member

    if lessbian girls need a boy..........pm me.......I'll satisfy you by fucking you deelyp and hardly
     
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  10. ViXxXeN

    ViXxXeN Moderator Staff Member

    "white_girl fuck too big that dick!"

    How does one fuck too big? Or is the user speaking in Yoda?
     
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  11. ViXxXeN

    ViXxXeN Moderator Staff Member

    "I your cock suck I want"

    Yeeeeeeeeeeep.
     
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  12. curiousPaul

    curiousPaul Well-Known Member

    "I need a grilll"
     
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  13. ViXxXeN

    ViXxXeN Moderator Staff Member

    "I worked late and my girls fantasy is being woke fucking but ive had a few xanax. I took horny goat weed and rubber my cock all the way home any advice on how to get it hard before i get home"

    So...
    Horny goat weed (no clue what that is) and rubbering your cock makes a guy soft.
     
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  14. Laxus

    Laxus New Member

    "Feeling so horny wanna jerk so hard"
    Does he have bindings on his dick or what's stopping him?

    "Pakistani or indian girls for chat in hindi inbox me"
    what a way to call a private message

    "Is Bella or anyone else still here?"
    Way to go from looking for one specific person to that


    And that's just what I got in 10 mins....
     
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  15. Wildfun

    Wildfun New Member

    This made me laugh thank you
     
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