Chat quotes

Discussion in 'Current Events' started by ViXxXeN, Dec 3, 2019.

  1. ViXxXeN

    ViXxXeN Moderator Staff Member

    Some people type the weirdest, funniest, horribly worded, no nonsense, and sometimes awesome things in chat.
    I'm going to start posting those here! I feel we all could use a good laugh.
     
  2. ViXxXeN

    ViXxXeN Moderator Staff Member

    "pm , got a big Penis now"

    I guess he exchanged his penis for a bigger one.
     
    Last edited: Dec 7, 2019
  3. Jerseyjen

    Jerseyjen Moderator

    “stream me if you want to get pregnant”

    yes, because we all know there is a high pregnancy rate watching someone stream
     
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  4. PitBull

    PitBull Well-Known Member

    "Butt plug wit me in pm"

    How is that going to work
     
  5. Sandrock

    Sandrock Moderator Staff Member

    I need two guys to come over. But i want to fuck in your car.

    Hope they have an extended cab.
     
    Last edited: Dec 7, 2019
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  6. PitBull

    PitBull Well-Known Member

    Wanna smell me feet while you edge your cock to me hehe?

    What app lets you smell over the internet?
     
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  7. ViXxXeN

    ViXxXeN Moderator Staff Member

    "Hi we ate a couple looking for a girl to join us"

    Beware! They are searching for their next victim!

    That quote made me laugh so hard.
     
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  8. Sandrock

    Sandrock Moderator Staff Member

    Hii any show my cock for my boyfriends dick ?

    The real question is...does her boyfriend know about her dick?
     
    Last edited: Dec 7, 2019
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  9. ViXxXeN

    ViXxXeN Moderator Staff Member

    "Can someone please send me there gruevo link I wanna see a man squirt"

    I guess you guys squirt now.
     
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  10. Jerseyjen

    Jerseyjen Moderator

    Sex chat

    Is any girl want to see n hv fun on gruveo pm me im in fully mood n naked n i ll jerk n take out cum for u msg me so i can send link

    I love a man who can take out cum
     
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  11. PitBull

    PitBull Well-Known Member

    Send me big tits for my ass

    Transplant surgery gone wild.
     
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  12. ViXxXeN

    ViXxXeN Moderator Staff Member

    "u can pound my pussy like mashed potatoes"

    I can never eat mashed potatoes again. :(
     
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  13. ViXxXeN

    ViXxXeN Moderator Staff Member

    "Whos gonna be horny xmas eve. Pm me"

    Because most people know days in advance they are going to be horny on a certain day.
     
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  14. curiousPaul

    curiousPaul Well-Known Member

    hahahaha, so true. :)
     
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  15. PitBull

    PitBull Well-Known Member

    Any sputs want a rough Dom Pm me

    A Dom "asking" and he wants sputs
     
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  16. curiousPaul

    curiousPaul Well-Known Member

    hahahahha, the commentary is making me snort/laugh....LOL. Thank you hahahaha
     
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  17. PitBull

    PitBull Well-Known Member

    Well im offering up 1000$ to then first sexy gorl to make me spue

    Do the gorls hang out with the sputs???
     
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