I cannot tell a lie........

[Dogowar]

I cannot tell a lie...while touching myself under my desk at work, I fantasize being bent over my desk, panties pushed to the side...

I can not tell a lie. I'd do that for you Gladly

 

[Needgekopriz]

I cannot tell a lie...while touching myself under my desk at work, I fantasize being bent over my desk, panties pushed to the side...

I cannot tell a lie how am I supposed to get anything done the rest of the day with that thought in my head

 

[EvilScotsman]

I cannot tell a lie. I am much more of a gentleman than my name suggests. (Sometimes)

 

[EvilScotsman]

I cannot tell a lie..We need a thread where we all can post ‘the most relatable’ memes, sayings, whatsoever..
(May be its only my teen ass who thinks that but mmm still lol)

I cannot tell a lie....Perhaps you should make that thread, little lady.

 

[Sun66]

I cannot tell a lie....Perhaps you should make that thread, little lady.

I cannot lie, I agree with you too EvilScotsman. You should @Damngirll

 

[EvilScotsman]

I just put the point mmm
DONT call me little lady.

No problem. Didn't mean to cause offence.

 

[Fireball69]

I cannot tell a lie.... I’m on my third cup of coffee and it ain’t cutting it this morning. I might need to fit a pipe line.

 

[Sun66]

I cannot tell a lie.... I’m on my third cup of coffee and it ain’t cutting it this morning. I might need to fit a pipe line.

I cannot lie, I know that feeling. I drink so much coffee each day, then I can't sleep at night. I am drinking a coffee right now, it's almost 9:30 pm. I am addicted

 

[Fireball69]

I cannot lie, I know that feeling. I drink so much coffee each day, then I can't sleep at night. I am drinking a coffee right now, it's almost 9:30 pm. I am addicted

I cannot tell a lie...Coffee after 6pm is something I try not to do @Sun66. your definitely staring down the barrel of a restless night. But, You can always while away the night with @Merikh100 and work from home tomorrow. Sorted

 

[Sun66]

I cannot tell a lie...Coffee after 6pm is something I try not to do @Sun66. your definitely staring down the barrel of a restless night. But, You can always while away the night with @Merikh100 and work from home tomorrow. Sorted

I cannot lie, I love how your mind works! That does actually happen quite a lot, Merikh is a delicious distraction

 

[DDD]

I cannot tell a lie, I was sitting down for my first cup just a minute ago and thought I seen something drop onto my desk. Well as I was bringing the cup up to my lips I was I had a stink bug floating around in coffee. He can have it.

 

[Needgekopriz]

I cannot tell a lie, I was sitting down for my first cup just a minute ago and thought I seen something drop onto my desk. Well as I was bringing the cup up to my lips I was I had a stink bug floating around in coffee. He can have it.

Ha ha , I cannot tell a lie would take more than that to keep me from drinking my first cup of coffee

 

[PinkCherry]

I cannot tell a lie...I am laying in bed, legs open, wishing he was between my thighs, eating me until I am screaming...then more, please

 

[Dogowar]

I cannot tell a lie...I am laying in bed, legs open, wishing he was between my thighs, eating me until I am screaming...then more, please

I can not tell a lie. You would be screaming, and so much more

 

[Louise_angel]

I cannot tell a lie. Intuition is my superpower

 

[DDD]

I cannot tell a lie. Intuition is my superpower

The gut never lies to ya. We may not want to hear what its saying but it doesnt lie.

 

[Fireball69]

I cannot tell a lie..... if driving a sofa down a bobsleigh track was an Olympic event I’d be in team GB. I’ve been practising for over 40 years now and I can turn the fucker on a sixpence.

 

[DDD]

I cannot tell a lie..... if driving a sofa down a bobsleigh track was an Olympic event I’d be in team GB. I’ve been practising for over 40 years now and I can turn the fucker on a sixpence.

Lmao, I can hear the cheers now. Oh no wetsuit required, running down the ice in your slippers and jammies with remote in hand.

 

[Louise_angel]

I cannot tell a lie. I didn't know there was still so much pain in me. The very real pain of a break up.

 

[PinkCherry]

I cannot tell a lie. I didn't know there was still so much pain in me. The very real pain of a break up.

Very hard, but time will help
❤