I cannot tell a lie........

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I cannot tell a lie, I wonder about myself at times. This morning I was running late and concerned about missing the train. I was in a rush and put on a pair of pantyhose that felt really uncomfortable, but I was so late I thought it will be fine. As I’m walking to the station, the top of my pantyhose starts to roll down, dragging my panties down to the point I thought omfg I’m going to lose them. I had to try and hold them up, as I decided to go to the bathroom to take them off. Just then three police cars arrive and I could hear yelling from the platform. My first thought was if something happens to me the paramedics are going to see that my pantyhose and panties have completely rolled down under my skirt, not oh shit my life could be in danger??? A normal person would have thought turn around and go back to car, not me I keep going towards the bathroom and the yelling because my panties were falling down. I question my thought process at times. The yelling stopped, I have no idea what was happening, but I checked the bathroom and took my pantyhose off!

I got off the train (I had been sitting next to the @Renee lookalike the whole trip! I had no idea). It was freezing cold, yes it’s summer in Australia and last week I was complaining about the heat.

So I went to the bathroom and tried again with these fucking pantyhose, I accidentally ripped one leg, part way from the band. My skirt has splits and I had an important meeting later and didn’t want the senior managers to notice the big arse tattoo on my leg. So I kept trying and realised I made stockings, I ripped the other leg. I had made pantyhose stockings. I went to the meeting totally uncomfortable due to my pantyhose stockings but did a great job. I received great feedback about the wonderful job I have been doing on this project and how competent I am etc.

I thought to myself if they only knew that I can’t even dress myself properly in the morning, and I nearly lost my underwear at the train station, and I had to make pantyhose stockings!

I cannot tell a lie, I can’t wait to get home and take them off x
 
Sun66 said:
I cannot tell a lie, I wonder about myself at times. This morning I was running late and concerned about missing the train. I was in a rush and put on a pair of pantyhose that felt really uncomfortable, but I was so late I thought it will be fine. As I’m walking to the station, the top of my pantyhose starts to roll down, dragging my panties down to the point I thought omfg I’m going to lose them. I had to try and hold them up, as I decided to go to the bathroom to take them off. Just then three police cars arrive and I could hear yelling from the platform. My first thought was if something happens to me the paramedics are going to see that my pantyhose and panties have completely rolled down under my skirt, not oh shit my life could be in danger??? A normal person would have thought turn around and go back to car, not me I keep going towards the bathroom and the yelling because my panties were falling down. I question my thought process at times. The yelling stopped, I have no idea what was happening, but I checked the bathroom and took my pantyhose off!

I got off the train (I had been sitting next to the @Renee lookalike the whole trip! I had no idea). It was freezing cold, yes it’s summer in Australia and last week I was complaining about the heat.

So I went to the bathroom and tried again with these fucking pantyhose, I accidentally ripped one leg, part way from the band. My skirt has splits and I had an important meeting later and didn’t want the senior managers to notice the big arse tattoo on my leg. So I kept trying and realised I made stockings, I ripped the other leg. I had made pantyhose stockings. I went to the meeting totally uncomfortable due to my pantyhose stockings but did a great job. I received great feedback about the wonderful job I have been doing on this project and how competent I am etc.

I thought to myself if they only knew that I can’t even dress myself properly in the morning, and I nearly lost my underwear at the train station, and I had to make pantyhose stockings!

I cannot tell a lie, I can’t wait to get home and take them off x
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I can not tell a lie. But my God I found your post hilarious @Sun66 :p. Thanks for starting my day with laughter ;)
 
Sun66 said:
I cannot tell a lie, I wonder about myself at times. This morning I was running late and concerned about missing the train. I was in a rush and put on a pair of pantyhose that felt really uncomfortable, but I was so late I thought it will be fine. As I’m walking to the station, the top of my pantyhose starts to roll down, dragging my panties down to the point I thought omfg I’m going to lose them. I had to try and hold them up, as I decided to go to the bathroom to take them off. Just then three police cars arrive and I could hear yelling from the platform. My first thought was if something happens to me the paramedics are going to see that my pantyhose and panties have completely rolled down under my skirt, not oh shit my life could be in danger??? A normal person would have thought turn around and go back to car, not me I keep going towards the bathroom and the yelling because my panties were falling down. I question my thought process at times. The yelling stopped, I have no idea what was happening, but I checked the bathroom and took my pantyhose off!

I got off the train (I had been sitting next to the @Renee lookalike the whole trip! I had no idea). It was freezing cold, yes it’s summer in Australia and last week I was complaining about the heat.

So I went to the bathroom and tried again with these fucking pantyhose, I accidentally ripped one leg, part way from the band. My skirt has splits and I had an important meeting later and didn’t want the senior managers to notice the big arse tattoo on my leg. So I kept trying and realised I made stockings, I ripped the other leg. I had made pantyhose stockings. I went to the meeting totally uncomfortable due to my pantyhose stockings but did a great job. I received great feedback about the wonderful job I have been doing on this project and how competent I am etc.

I thought to myself if they only knew that I can’t even dress myself properly in the morning, and I nearly lost my underwear at the train station, and I had to make pantyhose stockings!

I cannot tell a lie, I can’t wait to get home and take them off x
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You are hilarious Sun you crack me up, notice I used the correct gramma?
 
Sun66 said:
I cannot tell a lie, I wonder about myself at times. This morning I was running late and concerned about missing the train. I was in a rush and put on a pair of pantyhose that felt really uncomfortable, but I was so late I thought it will be fine. As I’m walking to the station, the top of my pantyhose starts to roll down, dragging my panties down to the point I thought omfg I’m going to lose them. I had to try and hold them up, as I decided to go to the bathroom to take them off. Just then three police cars arrive and I could hear yelling from the platform. My first thought was if something happens to me the paramedics are going to see that my pantyhose and panties have completely rolled down under my skirt, not oh shit my life could be in danger??? A normal person would have thought turn around and go back to car, not me I keep going towards the bathroom and the yelling because my panties were falling down. I question my thought process at times. The yelling stopped, I have no idea what was happening, but I checked the bathroom and took my pantyhose off!

I got off the train (I had been sitting next to the @Renee lookalike the whole trip! I had no idea). It was freezing cold, yes it’s summer in Australia and last week I was complaining about the heat.

So I went to the bathroom and tried again with these fucking pantyhose, I accidentally ripped one leg, part way from the band. My skirt has splits and I had an important meeting later and didn’t want the senior managers to notice the big arse tattoo on my leg. So I kept trying and realised I made stockings, I ripped the other leg. I had made pantyhose stockings. I went to the meeting totally uncomfortable due to my pantyhose stockings but did a great job. I received great feedback about the wonderful job I have been doing on this project and how competent I am etc.

I thought to myself if they only knew that I can’t even dress myself properly in the morning, and I nearly lost my underwear at the train station, and I had to make pantyhose stockings!

I cannot tell a lie, I can’t wait to get home and take them off x
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I’m buckled laughing @Sun66. Safe journey home. Lol
 
Fireball69 said:
I’m buckled laughing @Sun66. Safe journey home. Lol
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Dogowar said:
I can not tell a lie. But my God I found your post hilarious @Sun66 :p. Thanks for starting my day with laughter ;)
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AussieSurfer said:
You are hilarious Sun you crack me up, notice I used the correct gramma?
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I cannot tell a lie, my pantyhose stockings and I made it home safely. I threw them in the trash! I was thinking of lodging a complaint to the pantyhose company, by just cutting and pasting this post, but I’m too tired right now :eek:

Glad you had a good laugh, it was a funny day x
 
Sun66 said:
I cannot tell a lie, my pantyhose stockings and I made it home safely. I threw them in the trash! I was thinking of lodging a complaint to the pantyhose company, by just cutting and pasting this post, but I’m too tired right now :eek:

Glad you had a good laugh, it was a funny day x
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I can not tell a lie.
Lol you should have kept them and framed them in memory of such a funny time and their sterling service :p in my view the company should be proud as they become dual purpose Haha.. OMG just thought, you should have trade marked the design lol ;)
 
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Sun66 said:
I cannot tell a lie, I wonder about myself at times. This morning I was running late and concerned about missing the train. I was in a rush and put on a pair of pantyhose that felt really uncomfortable, but I was so late I thought it will be fine. As I’m walking to the station, the top of my pantyhose starts to roll down, dragging my panties down to the point I thought omfg I’m going to lose them. I had to try and hold them up, as I decided to go to the bathroom to take them off. Just then three police cars arrive and I could hear yelling from the platform. My first thought was if something happens to me the paramedics are going to see that my pantyhose and panties have completely rolled down under my skirt, not oh shit my life could be in danger??? A normal person would have thought turn around and go back to car, not me I keep going towards the bathroom and the yelling because my panties were falling down. I question my thought process at times. The yelling stopped, I have no idea what was happening, but I checked the bathroom and took my pantyhose off!

I got off the train (I had been sitting next to the @Renee lookalike the whole trip! I had no idea). It was freezing cold, yes it’s summer in Australia and last week I was complaining about the heat.

So I went to the bathroom and tried again with these fucking pantyhose, I accidentally ripped one leg, part way from the band. My skirt has splits and I had an important meeting later and didn’t want the senior managers to notice the big arse tattoo on my leg. So I kept trying and realised I made stockings, I ripped the other leg. I had made pantyhose stockings. I went to the meeting totally uncomfortable due to my pantyhose stockings but did a great job. I received great feedback about the wonderful job I have been doing on this project and how competent I am etc.

I thought to myself if they only knew that I can’t even dress myself properly in the morning, and I nearly lost my underwear at the train station, and I had to make pantyhose stockings!

I cannot tell a lie, I can’t wait to get home and take them off x
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Haha so funny!!
Sounds likes an I love Lucy episode
 
I cannot tell a lie. It is hard for single people to survive Valentine's day. If you are a woman, ignore the smug co-worker, that loved-up woman who tells you at length about the unique, magical ways her man has surprised her. Buy yourself a nice bottle of wine. Upgrade. Buy red roses. For yourself. Fuck him who didn't get them for you. Don't think about him. Erase all memories. Take a bubble bath. Light candles. Watch a movie that you know a significant other would scoff to death if you ever tried to watch in his presence. You don't need a man to fulfill you, to validate you. You are beautiful with or without him. Happy your-own-way Valentine's day!
 
Louise_angel said:
I cannot tell a lie. It is hard for single people to survive Valentine's day. If you are a woman, ignore the smug co-worker, that loved-up woman who tells you at length about the unique, magical ways her man has surprised her. Buy yourself a nice bottle of wine. Upgrade. Buy red roses. For yourself. Fuck him who didn't get them for you. Don't think about him. Erase all memories. Take a bubble bath. Light candles. Watch a movie that you know a significant other would scoff to death if you ever tried to watch in his presence. You don't need a man to fulfill you, to validate you. You are beautiful with or without him. Happy your-own-way Valentine's day!
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Happy valentines day gf ☀
As a woman, I totally get what you're saying. ❤❤❤
 
Sun66 said:
I cannot tell a lie, I wonder about myself at times. This morning I was running late and concerned about missing the train. I was in a rush and put on a pair of pantyhose that felt really uncomfortable, but I was so late I thought it will be fine. As I’m walking to the station, the top of my pantyhose starts to roll down, dragging my panties down to the point I thought omfg I’m going to lose them. I had to try and hold them up, as I decided to go to the bathroom to take them off. Just then three police cars arrive and I could hear yelling from the platform. My first thought was if something happens to me the paramedics are going to see that my pantyhose and panties have completely rolled down under my skirt, not oh shit my life could be in danger??? A normal person would have thought turn around and go back to car, not me I keep going towards the bathroom and the yelling because my panties were falling down. I question my thought process at times. The yelling stopped, I have no idea what was happening, but I checked the bathroom and took my pantyhose off!

I got off the train (I had been sitting next to the @Renee lookalike the whole trip! I had no idea). It was freezing cold, yes it’s summer in Australia and last week I was complaining about the heat.

So I went to the bathroom and tried again with these fucking pantyhose, I accidentally ripped one leg, part way from the band. My skirt has splits and I had an important meeting later and didn’t want the senior managers to notice the big arse tattoo on my leg. So I kept trying and realised I made stockings, I ripped the other leg. I had made pantyhose stockings. I went to the meeting totally uncomfortable due to my pantyhose stockings but did a great job. I received great feedback about the wonderful job I have been doing on this project and how competent I am etc.

I thought to myself if they only knew that I can’t even dress myself properly in the morning, and I nearly lost my underwear at the train station, and I had to make pantyhose stockings!

I cannot tell a lie, I can’t wait to get home and take them off x
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I cannot tell a lie, @Sun66, I smiled and felt your concern while reading this. Congrats on kicking butt in the presentation. Look at it like this, you were able to adapt and overcome on the fly and you handled yourself well under stress. That makes for a strong woman.

As for the Renee doppelganger, you should mention to her the she reminds you if someone you know and compliment her. She doesn't need to know how you know her.
 
Louise_angel said:
I cannot tell a lie. It is hard for single people to survive Valentine's day. If you are a woman, ignore the smug co-worker, that loved-up woman who tells you at length about the unique, magical ways her man has surprised her. Buy yourself a nice bottle of wine. Upgrade. Buy red roses. For yourself. Fuck him who didn't get them for you. Don't think about him. Erase all memories. Take a bubble bath. Light candles. Watch a movie that you know a significant other would scoff to death if you ever tried to watch in his presence. You don't need a man to fulfill you, to validate you. You are beautiful with or without him. Happy your-own-way Valentine's day!
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Happy Valentine's Day @Louise_angel. I completely understand how lonely a day like today is. Great that you are looking out for number one. You kick butt sweetie. Make it Your great day.

Huggs.
 
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