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Discussion in 'Blogs' started by Debbiediddallas, Apr 16, 2018.
Mary Poppins has stopped giving blow jobs whilst wearing lipstick...
Apparently the super colour fragile lipstick makes the dicks atrocious!
I got a new job offer and had to go for a medical.
The doctor told me to call next day for the results.
So l called the next day and the doctor told me, in general, all was fine but unfortunately, l was suffering from VD.
"Ah well doc", l said, "It must have been a toilet seat l've sat on".
The doc said, "You must have been eating it because it's in your gums!"
Directed by guy Ritchie, yep the marriage was doomed.
Let's try again!