Kris730903
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A guy dies and the first thing he sees is a man with horns
Man: “Oh no I didn’t make it into heaven?”
Satan: “No you didn’t, but hell isn’t that bad!”
Man: “How so?”
Satan: “Well do you like to drink?”
Man: “yes I love drinking!”
Satan: “Well on Monday’s we drink! Wine, beer, liquor whatever you like. Do you like to smoke?”
Man: “I was a heavy smoker!”
Satan: “Well on Tuesday’s we smoke! Pipes, cigars, cigarettes the choice is yours. Do you like gambling?”
Man: “Of course I like gambling!”
Satan: “Well on Wednesday’s we gamble. Blackjack, poker, baccarat whatever you prefer! Do you like drugs?”
Man: “I love drugs!”
Satan: “Well on Thursday’s we do drugs! Meth, heroine, cocaine, pot who cares, and you’re already dead so it won’t even hurt you! And you’re gay right?”
Man: “No? I’m straight as an arrow, I like women!”
Satan: “Oh, well you probably won’t be enjoying Fridays”
Man: “Oh no I didn’t make it into heaven?”
Satan: “No you didn’t, but hell isn’t that bad!”
Man: “How so?”
Satan: “Well do you like to drink?”
Man: “yes I love drinking!”
Satan: “Well on Monday’s we drink! Wine, beer, liquor whatever you like. Do you like to smoke?”
Man: “I was a heavy smoker!”
Satan: “Well on Tuesday’s we smoke! Pipes, cigars, cigarettes the choice is yours. Do you like gambling?”
Man: “Of course I like gambling!”
Satan: “Well on Wednesday’s we gamble. Blackjack, poker, baccarat whatever you prefer! Do you like drugs?”
Man: “I love drugs!”
Satan: “Well on Thursday’s we do drugs! Meth, heroine, cocaine, pot who cares, and you’re already dead so it won’t even hurt you! And you’re gay right?”
Man: “No? I’m straight as an arrow, I like women!”
Satan: “Oh, well you probably won’t be enjoying Fridays”
Kris730903
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Kris730903
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Kris730903
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A carpenter once decided to build his own motor bike.
He used wood for the frame, wood for the engine, wood for the brakes, and even a wooden gas tank.
Did he ride it? No...
It wooden start!
I got the wife a pug dog for her birthday...
Despite the squashed nose, bulging eyes, rolls of fat and being ugly as fuck, the dog seems to like her!
The most common sexual position for married couples is doggy style...
Where the husband sits and begs, while the wife rolls over and plays dead!
He used wood for the frame, wood for the engine, wood for the brakes, and even a wooden gas tank.
Did he ride it? No...
It wooden start!
I got the wife a pug dog for her birthday...
Despite the squashed nose, bulging eyes, rolls of fat and being ugly as fuck, the dog seems to like her!
The most common sexual position for married couples is doggy style...
Where the husband sits and begs, while the wife rolls over and plays dead!
Kris730903
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The wife suggested I get myself one of those penis enlargers, so I did...
She's 21, her name's Lucy and she has got huge tits!
The cost of living has now become so bad that the wife is having sex with me because she can't afford the batteries!
I saw my neighbour stealing my socks off my washing line...
I was going to confront him but I got cold feet!
She's 21, her name's Lucy and she has got huge tits!
The cost of living has now become so bad that the wife is having sex with me because she can't afford the batteries!
I saw my neighbour stealing my socks off my washing line...
I was going to confront him but I got cold feet!
DEAD!!!
Kris730903
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Pmsl cheers needed that.
