That’s a great idea! Maybe this weekend I’ll give it a go.
My husband used to date a girl who's sister was a witch.
Some days he couldn't tell which was witch.
Some days he couldn't tell which was witch.
My husband asked me when I was going to stop quoting Elton John lyrics?.
I said, I think it's going to be a long long time.
I said, I think it's going to be a long long time.
My husband arranged a date with a Dutch girl who wore inflatable clogs.
She never made it as she popped her clogs.
Some may not get it.
She never made it as she popped her clogs.
Some may not get it.
Doctor.
Did you take the patients temperature?.
Nurse.
No, is it missing.
Did you take the patients temperature?.
Nurse.
No, is it missing.
Is popping clogs like knocking boots?
Too bad I didn’t know that expression when I spend a week in the Netherlands. Or maybe it’s a good thing I didn’t!
Is popping clogs like knocking boots?
Too bad I didn’t know that expression when I spend a week in the Netherlands. Or maybe it’s a good thing I didn’t!
Popping your clogs is a British saying for dieing.
My husband said that I'm a slow driver.
One day I'm going to put my foot down.
One day I'm going to put my foot down.
My neighbour named his dog sandwich.
Because he's half bred.
Because he's half bred.
Wimbledon has decided to ban the Mexican wave.
Fans are up in arms about it.
Fans are up in arms about it.
It's been a while since I last posted.
I went to the doctors today as I was having difficulty with a crossword.
He told me not to get 2 down.
I went to the doctors today as I was having difficulty with a crossword.
He told me not to get 2 down.
A Portuguese, a German, a Brazilian and an American walk into a bar.
The barman says, where is the Belgian?.
American says still in the world cup.
Sorry
The barman says, where is the Belgian?.
American says still in the world cup.
Sorry