Q. What is the most reliable way to determine sex of a baby.
A. Sometime after child birth.
A. Sometime after child birth.
Q. Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?.
A. For the same reason why dogs chase cars, they have no intention of driving.
A. For the same reason why dogs chase cars, they have no intention of driving.
A friend of mine is getting divorced due to her husband constantly watching cricket.
He said it knocked him for 6.
He said it knocked him for 6.
Q. What did the Pacific ocean say to the Atlantic ocean?.
A. Nothing, it just waved.
A. Nothing, it just waved.
Q. Is there anything that I should avoid whilst recovering from childbirth?.
A. Yes pregnancy.
A. Yes pregnancy.
I need to find some new friends. Last night 3 of my drunk friends dropped me whilst carrying me to the car.
Q. Why do men give cold women their jackets?.
A. Because no man wants a blow job from a woman with chattering teeth.
A. Because no man wants a blow job from a woman with chattering teeth.
Yo mamma so huge she stole my pillow cases to use as socks.
If I wanted a come back, I'd wipe it off of yo mamma's chin.
Did you know that flies got wings so that they could beat yo mamma to the dump.
Q. I had a baby last week, I was just wondering when my life would return to normal?.
A. When you're youngest leaves home.
A. When you're youngest leaves home.
I have been offered a job working for a fruit company.
Just waiting for a date to start.
Just waiting for a date to start.
A friend of mine asked his wife what she wanted for valentines day.
She said that she wanted a locket, so he bought her a whole pack.
For those of you who don't get it I will provide a link to explain it.
www.curely.co.uk
She said that she wanted a locket, so he bought her a whole pack.
For those of you who don't get it I will provide a link to explain it.
Lockets Honey and Lemon Cough Sweet Lozenges at Curely
Buy Lockets Honey and Lemon Cough Lozenges from Curely for fast-acting cough and sore throat relief. Honey and lemon soothe the throat while menthol clears airways for easy breathing. Suitable for adults and children over 6.
www.curely.co.uk
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