I was thinking of writing a book, but struggled with a pen name.
So I gave myself the name bic parker.
Non British people might not get it.
So I gave myself the name bic parker.
Non British people might not get it.
I found a prosthetic leg on the side of the road, so I gave it to a second hand shop.
The cost of burials and cremations are set to double.
The local council is blaming the cost of living.
The local council is blaming the cost of living.
I went to pay for my acupuncture treatment, but contactless payment wouldn't work.
But ended up having to use my PIN to pay.
But ended up having to use my PIN to pay.
My husband just got back from nude art class, he was thrown out because he was a distraction.
He wasn't supposed to be drawing the person whilst he was also naked.
He wasn't supposed to be drawing the person whilst he was also naked.
My dad once told me 45 years ago he asked his childhood sweetheart, his best friend and the most beautiful girl he knew to marry him.
All 3 said no, so he ended up with my mum.
All 3 said no, so he ended up with my mum.
My neighbour told her husband that if he was bored make a bird table.
Now she's mad as hell as he put her 5th.
Now she's mad as hell as he put her 5th.
My friend is a surgeon curcumsising men, he said that his pay wasn't very good, but got lots of tips.
2 tampons are walking down the street, who speaks first?.
Neither, they are both stuck up cunts.
Neither, they are both stuck up cunts.
A very old joke.
Q. How do Jews makes their tea?.
A. Hebrews it.
I am certainly not anti Jew or anti Israeli, nor am I racist.
Q. How do Jews makes their tea?.
A. Hebrews it.
I am certainly not anti Jew or anti Israeli, nor am I racist.
A black man goes fishing, after an hour of fishing he catches his biggest fish.
The fish says, if you let me go I will give you 3 wishes, if you don't you will have bad luck for 4 years.
So he thinks about it, then eventually decides to let it go.
He says for his first wish, he'd like to be white. For his second wish says that he would like to have lot's of water. For his third wish he says that he'd like to have lot's of pussy.
He then wakes up as a toilet bowl in a women's toilet.
I'm not racist.
The fish says, if you let me go I will give you 3 wishes, if you don't you will have bad luck for 4 years.
So he thinks about it, then eventually decides to let it go.
He says for his first wish, he'd like to be white. For his second wish says that he would like to have lot's of water. For his third wish he says that he'd like to have lot's of pussy.
He then wakes up as a toilet bowl in a women's toilet.
I'm not racist.
My husband was asked if he went camping and woke up with a used condom hanging from his ass would he say anything.
He said no way.
So he was asked if he wanted to go camping.
He said no way.
So he was asked if he wanted to go camping.
2 nuns were riding their bikes along a cobbled street.
1 says to the other, I've never come this way before.
The other says, that is the cobbles for you.
Some people may not understand it.
1 says to the other, I've never come this way before.
The other says, that is the cobbles for you.
Some people may not understand it.
My brother works in a snow globe factory.
He hopes that they don't shake things up too much.
He hopes that they don't shake things up too much.
I love a 3B pencil.
But sometimes I like 2B beside the seaside.
Non British people may not understand the joke.
But sometimes I like 2B beside the seaside.
Non British people may not understand the joke.