Q. What do you call an Indian superhero?.
A. The turbinator.
A. The turbinator.
I took a book makers daughter out last night, but made sure that she was home by ten to one.
One of my ancestors invented the glove.
Well, he did have a hand in it.
Well, he did have a hand in it.
2 lesbian vampires were having oral, once they had finished one said to the other. Same time next month.
2 lesbians were looking to have a baby, they asked their neighbour Frank to help.
Frank says how do you want to do this?.
Girls say the old fashioned way.
So the next day Frank goes around to service the girls needs.
After 6 months of no pregnancy, Frank debates where he should tell them that he had the snip years ago.
Frank says how do you want to do this?.
Girls say the old fashioned way.
So the next day Frank goes around to service the girls needs.
After 6 months of no pregnancy, Frank debates where he should tell them that he had the snip years ago.
If you want me to stop posting jokes please say.
My husband said that he was leaving me because I have poor vocabulary skills.
I'm truly lost for words.
I'm truly lost for words.
I used to know a girl who loved to be covered in cheese.
She was a cracker.
She was a cracker.
I didn't want to be in the Chinese burn competition.
But somebody twisted my arm.
Some people may not understand this.
But somebody twisted my arm.
Some people may not understand this.
Q. What do you give someone with water on the brain?.
A. A tap on the head.
A. A tap on the head.
We went to a motown disco last night, we promised not to talk to anyone. But the temptations were there.
My mum went to see a Beatles tribute band on the Isle of Wight.
She got a ticket to Ryde.
She got a ticket to Ryde.
Q. What did the frog do when heard a sad joke?.
A. He croaked up.
A. He croaked up.
Someone called me lazy today.
I almost replied.
I almost replied.
Since taking up a new hobby of repairing shed roofs, I've never felt so good.
Some people may not get the joke.
Some people may not get the joke.
Michael Jackson walks out of the delivery room with the Dr.
Michael asks the doctor, when can I have sex again?.
Doctor says at least wait until he is 10.
Michael asks the doctor, when can I have sex again?.
Doctor says at least wait until he is 10.
I once had relationship end because I was obsessed with horoscopes.
To be fair it was Taurus to Peices.
To be fair it was Taurus to Peices.
My mum when on the big wheel in Blackpool and fainted.
It's OK, she's coming round slowly.
It's OK, she's coming round slowly.
Police are warning people not to go to London due to a cake protest.
Police are expecting hundreds and thousands.
Non British people might not get the joke.
Police are expecting hundreds and thousands.
Non British people might not get the joke.
My husband met up with an old friend of his.
He was asked how long he had been with me, he said 10 years now.
His friend said, wow that is a long time, you must be doing something right.
My husband said, I don't know what though.
His friend said, that he must be good in bed.
My husband said, I doubt it, she's always moaning.
He was asked how long he had been with me, he said 10 years now.
His friend said, wow that is a long time, you must be doing something right.
My husband said, I don't know what though.
His friend said, that he must be good in bed.
My husband said, I doubt it, she's always moaning.