My dad has started a tour of France doing Star Trek impressions.
Dunkirk, yep, done them all.
Dunkirk, yep, done them all.
You're so dumb staring at a carton of orange juice just because it says concentrate.
My husband has installed dimmer switches, now he can see in different lights.
Knock Knock.
Who's there?.
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?.
Lettuce out of here.
Who's there?.
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?.
Lettuce out of here.
Knock Knock.
Who's there?.
Howard.
Howard who?.
Howard I know.
Who's there?.
Howard.
Howard who?.
Howard I know.
I was following a car the other day with the registration number BJ69 KFC. I thought, wow, great idea.
Q. Why is maths always sad?.
A. Because it has too many problems.
A. Because it has too many problems.
I said to my husband yesterday.
Have you noticed that I have had to repeat myself.
He said, why what did you say.
Have you noticed that I have had to repeat myself.
He said, why what did you say.
I wouldn’t complain about the series of events! All involve chicken and lickin’
I enjoy a good maths joke. You can count on it!
I wouldn’t complain about the series of events! All involve chicken and lickin’
I enjoy a good maths joke. You can count on it!
It's been awhile since I last had any reactions to my jokes.
My boss said to my, you are the worst train driver ever. How many have you derailed today?.
I said that it was hard to keep track.
I said that it was hard to keep track.