Random Facts About Yourself

I drink too much coffee.
Like WAY too much coffee.
The other day I drank about 12 cups before midday.
I used to have a sales manager who drank WAY too much coffee ... and he smoked too many cigarettes. He stunk of both. You'd have thought that he would have driven away customers. Nope. He outsold every last one of my sales staff!

Oh yeah. I guess I ought to have revealed that I owned a computer business.
 
I have an "overactive" Cowper's Gland which makes me have excessive "pre cum" during any arousal as well as producing ejaculations of 8 plus squirts of my semen.
 
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