That moment when...

[Misha000]

... you cook chicken Kiev for the exact correct amount of time and you go to look at it and all the fucking middle has come out, and now it's hollow.
Looks like a bukkake in your oven...


Everyone play along...post your own moment...

 

[Eyyybaby]

LOOOL

 

[Kure]

...u slip and fall in public and u look around if anyone saw u

 

[Sun66]

My boss made me laugh while I was drinking a glass of water, and the water spurted out of my mouth and nose during a meeting ..... it was very funny and I am sure my face went as red as my hair.

 

[Fireball69]

You take your Kilt Sporran out for Hogmanay and find a nice wee surprise left there from the last time you wore it

 

[Misha000]

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You take your Kilt Sporran out for Hogmanay and find a nice wee surprise left there from the last time you wore it

You sure you weren't stripping...

 

[DDD]

When you wake up on your day off and you have absolutely nothing to do allday. Its perfect ❤❤❤

 

[Fireball69]

When you wake up on your day off and you have absolutely nothing to do allday. Its perfect ❤❤❤

Perfect mrs

 

[Renee]

That awkward moment when you are sexting and your hubby's face pops up on your screen, instant messaging you! He must have ESP because it has happened several times!

 

[Misha000]

When you go for healthy food but ends up eating whole pizza

What the hell is wrong with that

 

[Misha000]

Tmw.... You pick up a pair of near new Asics Gel trainers worth $200 for 5 bucks!!! Get in!!!!

 

[Fireball69]

TMW..... your Camembert bakes to perfection and you dip the first oatcake into velvety hot scrumptiousness

 

[Irene_Adler]

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TMW..... your Camembert bakes to perfection and you dip the first oatcake into velvety hot scrumptiousness

TMW... random internet pics make you drool.

 

[MrNobody]

You have a conference call at work and find out your job has been eliminated.....

 

[DDD]

You have a conference call at work and find out your job has been eliminated.....

Well thats bad so I wont like it. Sorry to hear that.

 

[Fireball69]

You have a conference call at work and find out your job has been eliminated.....

That sucks @MrNobody, hang in there.

 

[Misha000]

You have a conference call at work and find out your job has been eliminated.....

Fuck no! What a way to find out. Grrr

 

[MrNobody]

That sucks @MrNobody, hang in there.

I've already got something else lined up

 

[MrNobody]

Fuck no! What a way to find out. Grrr

The guy was reading from a script. Sucks, but I've got something lined up. Might be for the best.

 

[DDD]

Tmw........you come home from work after 4 days and see your puppy so excited he pee's a little. Now that's a squirt fellas and I dont even have to hit his spot.