"Would you Rather?"

Well now that's a rather difficult one... I'll choose whichever has a fuck load of anchovies in/on/with it. What??!

Would you rather...


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Me sing in front of an audience!?! Bruh you've heard me sing, it's scary!!!

So...

*Drops pants and proceeds to do a rather horrendous rendition of the macerena*

Would you rather cranberry and pomegranate tea or marula and honey?

*So many choices fml*
 
Slow. ALWAYS slow. Preferably while it's raining... Barefoot... Hopefully I'll be doing that in a few hours... #TinderRules

Would you rather toll a joint or smoke from a pipe?
 
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Neither. Unpredictably idiotic tho... Yesh!!!

Would you rather stay home after being stood up or go out alone?
 
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Stay home I think...not a major fan of drinking alone in a bar as a woman. Too many dicks kicking about...lol

would you rather a chicken roast dinner or a beef ? Can’t decide what to cook....advice please.
 
Alone but make enough for two, just in case and shit...?:oops:

Would you rather make a gourmet breakfast for that someone special or take her to a friend's bistro for an intimate, yet way too fucking expensive Shane FFS, secluded and beautiful brekkies?o_O
 
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It depends mate... If it's an audio book with an Australian accent then DEFS listen. Otherwise read...

Would you rather have random meaningless sex with strangers just to get rid of your itch or beautiful, intense, passionate, brilliant sex with someone you *shudders* L word?
 
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I can't watch the telly for more than five minutes without getting annoyed so... Pass?

Would you rather share a baggie, cocaine yesh, or do it all alone while having Slipknot blaring in your ears?
 
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I don't do drugs so none of the above.

Would you rather just pay a speeding ticket or take it to court
 
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