Lol I hear ya on wrinkles, not that I’ve got any tho...
Depends which ex you’re referring too tbh... If it’s the online one who’s face is tattooed on my arm then fuck, if it’s the weird ass Russian with daddy issues then I’d say a cruise, as long as I could go fishing on said cruise obviously!!!
Would you rather have spicy chicken noodle soup for dinner or kfc hot wings?