"Would you Rather?"

[Andromalius]

Pineapples bra, once! Especially if there’s mold... Hmmmm moldy pineapples...

Would you rather pay triple the price for illegal cigarillos or roll your own?

 

[GrimJoker]

I would make my own. It's not genetically modified or engineered by greedy nicotine companies whatsoever.

WYR drink green or red Kool-Aid?

 

[Andromalius]

Neither. I don’t do sodas.

Would you rather spank or be spanked?

*running outta ideas bra soz...

 

[GrimJoker]

I spank, because I like it brutal and sadistic.

WYR ride a jet ski or a hover craft?

 

[Andromalius]

Jet ski. *coincidentally I’ve ordered one but the delivery is taking fucking ages!!! Tho it’s modified for, yup you guessed it, fishing!!!

Would you rather five cups of coffee cause it’s the first Sunday of the month or the usual tea?

 

[GrimJoker]

I sporadically drink coffee and tea. If I have to, I like it with milk biscuits.

WYR drink almond or goat milk?

 

[Andromalius]

Goat. Almond milk is a tad too nutty for me...

Would you rather club or stab a fish to death?

 

[GrimJoker]

I like clubbing fishes to death to trigger the lunatic PETA (People Eating Tasty Animals) advocates.

WYR have potato salad or a cheesy potato bake?

 

[Andromalius]

PMSL @ PETA!!!

Potato salad but without mayonnaise, that stuff is gross bra...

Would you rather... *goes fishing*

 

[GrimJoker]

(I despise mayonnaise really. Everytime I have it, I get an upset stomach and I get diarrhea from it).

Nah, I'll just watch.

WYR play GTA IV or GTA V on PS3?

 

[SinnerConnor]

I have never used playstation or xbox, but I am going to assume GTA V is tougher and say GTA IV.

Would you rather be the only sane one in a world of crazy people or be one among the mad ones and fit in?

 

[GrimJoker]

I would rather be the only sane person in a world of crazy people, as bigotry is still alive and well.

WYR have your petrol unleaded or leaded?

 

[SinnerConnor]

I like my petrol like I like my noodles. With lead. Actually no.


Wyr sing an existing song or make a new one?

 

[GrimJoker]

I would make a new one. I like mine with synthesizers, keyboards, drum and computer programming.

WYR do a cartwheel, or do a barrel roll down a steep hill while it's raining heavily?

 

[SinnerConnor]

Barrel roll, hoping gravity will be kind and quick.

(Making your own song is so cool!)

Wyr (imagine you are crazy rich) invest in a movie in which you play the protagonist or you get to write the story?

 

[GrimJoker]

Actually I would write a story, hope it's both sexual and violent, and cause controversy because of its subject matter.

WYR watch a buncha fake Christians who are wolves in sheep's clothing in real life - posting and exposing themselves about what's wrong with the world we live in, or relax and caress your skin softly by watching ASMR videos on YouTube?

 

[SinnerConnor]

I will binge watch a show with those fake Christians, because I need a laugh. Asmr has no effect on me, and I like Billie Eilish purely because of her writing.

Wyr be a keeper of steamy secrets or be part of the most famous YouTube scandal of the year?

 

[GrimJoker]

Honestly I would keep alot steamy secrets, just to keep everyone in suspense. I have a tendency to tell those people to use their imagination, if a kiss and a whisper isn't enough. Getting their creative juices flowing is a priority in my books.

WYR go back to the Baroque or the Renaissance times?

 

[SinnerConnor]

I've not studied art. But since you used the word "times", I would rather see a despot guillotined and so Renaissance it is.

Wyr eat a pie or bake it?

 

[GrimJoker]

I would eat the pie. I love spending my $1.99 on a freshly baked meat pie down the road from my workplace.

WYR watch a horror movie or a sci-fi movie?