"Would you Rather?"

I don't make love...I fuck...hard!! (else my wife will bitch!!)

in front of a mirror, I love to see her big boobs bounce

WYR get a facial or swallow
That is a hard one. Why make me choose? I want both!

Swallow no wait, facial, okay I'll stick to the rules: Swallow it is.

WYR fuck in an elegant, antique chair or on a fluffy, modern rug?
 
I'll have the monkey testicles. Let's hope that I don't like them too much. I'd have to buy an annual subscription for the zoo and might try the kangaroo anus as well.

WYR that your finger got stuck in one of your partner's openings and have to go to a wedding like that or be the one that stands up when asked who has anythiing against this marriage?
 
What a choice haha

I'll stand up and object at the wedding! Only because I think my hand might start to cramp after a while with the other one lol. Hands free and I can make a run for it if someone disagrees with my objections!

WYR marry a complete stranger, or go on a week's holiday with a stranger?
 
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