Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

[MrNobody]

Only if the platypus is guarding its eggs

Q. If the chicken crossed the road to get to the other side, what did it do when it got there?

 

[Dogowar]

Eat hotdogs and garlic doughballs.

If pillows could talk, what would yours say??

 

[DDD]

Damn woman its really not him.

What do you call Male ballerinas?

 

[Dogowar]

The nutcracker suite

What would you call your self if anything different?

 

[Fireball69]

Destroyer of beers


If you were to drink a shot for every sexual partner you’ve had, would you be
A sober ...0-2( goody 2 shoes)
B tipsy... 3-6 ( around the block a few times)
C drunk....6-10 ( sex addict )
D hammered...10 and above ( horny mother fucker )

 

[DDD]

Woke up in the bathtub isnt in the description. Mind your own business and what was your order again Mr? I'm the barmaid

If I sneeze after having sex will it keep me from getting pregnant?

 

[Misha000]

Only if you swallowed.

When you wake up is hearing a mouse being mowed over as good as honey suckle cheesecakes.. ?

 

[Dogowar]

A: Dont goose farts make a flapping lips sound.


What's your favourite breakfast.

 

[Fireball69]

Liver, fava beans and a nice Chianti

Do you prefer moonshine in the sunshine or bud lite in the moonlight?

 

[Asslickingmotherfucker]

Crackers on wet. How do you scale a worm

 

[Misha000]

With your motherfucking toothbrush.

How trapped are you in a beanbag with no zip?

 

[DDD]

Not trapped at all I love styrofoam balls, I'm in heaven.

How do you know if your possessed by the devil?

 

[PhotographerGuy]

Because you're talking to me.

Why do we float in a pool but sink in a bathtub?

 

[MrNobody]

Because the relative mass of the human brain is transversely correlative to the amount of water that your body can absorb while eating a fried chicken sandwich.

Q: Why is common sense labeled as common when it isn't really all that common?

 

[DDD]

Well thats an easy question to answer and I hope someone does!!!

How do you know that the sky is really blue?

 

[Fireball69]

Cause it’s a reflection of your eyes.

How did the person up shit creek get there without a paddle in the first place?

 

[MrNobody]

By taking a piss in the public pool.

When it's raining cats and dogs, is it considered animal cruelty?

 

[Fireball69]

Only if they fall on deaf ears.

If an aeroplane’s black box is indestructible why don’t they build the whole aeroplane from the same material?

 

[DDD]

There would be in increase of unemployment in the Kamikaze pilots union.

Wonder why they call throwing up, tossing my cookies?

 

[PhotographerGuy]

Because if it was called playing ball, it would be the national past time.

Why do people paint the walls white?