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Discussion in 'Blogs' started by Misha000, Jan 22, 2019.
UNO DOS TRES
If in Rome we do as the Romans do what do we do in the town of Beaver Lick, Kentucky?
We order Chinese takeout.
If black is made up of all colors, and white is the lack of color, how do we get to Bakersfield?
You go two hops and a skip up yonder turn left at the Baptist church, go right at the Methodist church and finally go around the town square right at the gay pride flag then ask for directions inside.
What comes out of the spit valve on a trumpet?
It depends if you’ve been fucked sideways by a rag man.
Is the Super Bowl a great big plate of breakfast cereal?
Nope, it's a toilet that cleans itself.
Why am I so fucking attractive to the ladies?
You mean all females in this blind, deaf and dumb room. I can see that.
If Jack and Jill went up the hill, where did Hugo and Margo go?
Because even a blind chicken bumps into a stalk of corn once in a while.
What is the meaning of pie?
Dammit @DDD, you beat me on that one. Lol
Yo Mamma jokes.
Whatever happened to Old Zealand?
For $3.99 a minute I'll tell you.
Why is green the color of jealously?
How about a lick up the bone and shave it down sideways?
But jelly fish have no bones or hair.
Whatever happened to the kitKats thumbs?
That bastard Little Jack Horner gobbled it up.
Where does green eggs and ham come from?
Saturday home games at Celtic Park.
Do Dogs act all innocent when they see a police dog?
Just once the kicker misses a field goal.
Why'd the chicken really cross the road?
We've been over this, chickens have one purpose, to be more common than toads.
How is your square curcular triangle feeling today?
Why am I speechless?