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Discussion in 'Blogs' started by Misha000, Jan 22, 2019.

  1. Fireball69

    Fireball69 Well-Known Member

    UNO DOS TRES

    If in Rome we do as the Romans do what do we do in the town of Beaver Lick, Kentucky?
     
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  2. PhotographerGuy

    PhotographerGuy Well-Known Member

    We order Chinese takeout.

    If black is made up of all colors, and white is the lack of color, how do we get to Bakersfield?
     
  3. DDD

    DDD Well-Known Member

    You go two hops and a skip up yonder turn left at the Baptist church, go right at the Methodist church and finally go around the town square right at the gay pride flag then ask for directions inside.


    What comes out of the spit valve on a trumpet?
     
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  4. Fireball69

    Fireball69 Well-Known Member

    It depends if you’ve been fucked sideways by a rag man.


    Is the Super Bowl a great big plate of breakfast cereal?
     
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  5. EvilScotsman

    EvilScotsman Well-Known Member

    Nope, it's a toilet that cleans itself.

    Why am I so fucking attractive to the ladies?
     
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  6. DDD

    DDD Well-Known Member

    You mean all females in this blind, deaf and dumb room. I can see that.

    If Jack and Jill went up the hill, where did Hugo and Margo go?
     
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  7. PhotographerGuy

    PhotographerGuy Well-Known Member

    Because even a blind chicken bumps into a stalk of corn once in a while.

    What is the meaning of pie?
     
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  8. PhotographerGuy

    PhotographerGuy Well-Known Member

    Dammit @DDD, you beat me on that one. Lol
     
  9. DDD

    DDD Well-Known Member

    Haha :)
     
  10. EvilScotsman

    EvilScotsman Well-Known Member

    Yo Mamma jokes.

    Whatever happened to Old Zealand? :confused:
     
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  11. PhotographerGuy

    PhotographerGuy Well-Known Member

    For $3.99 a minute I'll tell you.

    Why is green the color of jealously?
     
  12. Misha000

    Misha000 Well-Known Member

    Arse!

    How about a lick up the bone and shave it down sideways?
     
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  13. Fireball69

    Fireball69 Well-Known Member

    But jelly fish have no bones or hair.

    Whatever happened to the kitKats thumbs?
     
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  14. DDD

    DDD Well-Known Member

    That bastard Little Jack Horner gobbled it up.

    Where does green eggs and ham come from?
     
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  15. LucaManfredi

    LucaManfredi Well-Known Member

    Edit

    What?
     
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  16. PinkCherry

    PinkCherry Guest

    Lmao :p
     
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  17. Fireball69

    Fireball69 Well-Known Member

    Saturday home games at Celtic Park.


    Do Dogs act all innocent when they see a police dog?
     
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  18. PhotographerGuy

    PhotographerGuy Well-Known Member

    Just once the kicker misses a field goal.

    Why'd the chicken really cross the road?
     
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  19. Misha000

    Misha000 Well-Known Member

    We've been over this, chickens have one purpose, to be more common than toads.

    How is your square curcular triangle feeling today?
     
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  20. PhotographerGuy

    PhotographerGuy Well-Known Member

    Pizza.

    Why am I speechless?
     
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