Can or can't

Can't. I am scared the Candyman would mutilate me to death with his hook.

Can you bake a cake while baking potatoes and turkey like it's Thanksgiving?
 
Can't. I'd swallow and asphyxiate to death.

Can you throw a dart on a man's morbidly obese crack, and see if his blimp would pop like the Hindenburg?
 
Can do that nearly everyday of the week except for lazy Sundays.

Can you walk through the Sahara desert, before a dust storm emerges unexpectedly?
 
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