Can or can't

Depends if the global mod is attractive and affectionate. I'm neutral on that one.

Can you run as fast as Usain Bolt, if you could run from San Francisco to Los Angeles non-stop?
 
She’s a ten and I’m a fucking five on a good day but I’ve been blessed, more ways than one.

Thread.

Can’t. But very soon I’ll have my knee surgery done and I’ll be able to run without any pain so that’s a mega fucking bonus!

Can you sit through four hours of being inked without moving a muscle?
 
Can't. I have sensitive skin unfortunately.

Can you go surfing while there's a category 6 waterspout nearby, and sharks are circling near you?

Addendum: I wish you well during the knee surgery.
 
That’s a kinda relationship I doubt I’ll ever allow myself to get into so... Can’t!!!

Can you make a chicken stock from scratch?

Sorry EDIT:

Can @ Rubik’s cube.

Same can or can’t...
 
Of course I can. It's better than the processed shit from the factories that have GMO content.

Can you collect sniper rifles, as we head to an apocalyptic future?
 
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