Can or can't

[Andromalius]

Nah. If death comes I’m ready for her.

Can you claim to have fulfilled all your carnal desires?

*Ive been a sick mfer... And yes I’m Proud!!!

 

[GrimJoker]

Can't. I could care less about carnal desires from my experience. But oh well, can't please everyone on Earth.

Can you scoop the shit out of your ass with a sharp and rusty drill bit?

 

[Kris730903]

Thing I will pass on that one so not trying to see if I can lol

Can you stay calm in a stressful environment

 

[Andromalius]

Depends. If dealing with online cunts then I can’t. Irl shit tho? Can.

Can you sit back smiling cause you’ve proven a point to someone who doubted you’d be right?

*Ill take it in euros please!

 

[Kris730903]

Can indeed, even flew to us on Monday to prove that I was right, worth it won a 3 year contract worth..

Can you parallel park

 

[Justme28]

Can

Can you walk away from someone you once called a friend

 

[Kris730903]

Can have had a few unfortunately

Can you be polite to your neighbours no matter what knobs they are

 

[Justme28]

Can't


Can you drink alone

 

[Girlfriend]

Can every night

Can you love yourself?

 

[MissMonroe]

Can and should always, no matter wat.

Can you make a fool out of yourself while you are amongst your coworkers and not think about it when you are at home?

 

[Kris730903]

Can very easily, been called greatest boss ever, look after your staff and they look after you. Never have worries I've embarrassed myself.

Can you spend 2 hours in the bath not realising how long you've been there.

 

[Girlfriend]

Cannot. Taking a bath is just sitting in your own filth.

Can you take candy from a baby without feeling regret?

 

[Kris730903]

Not a political figure so cannot

Can you jump the queue in front of a old person

 

[Girlfriend]

Cannot

Can you marry someone knowing an illness will claim them in 3 months?

 

[Colonel_Mustang]

Can. Will give them as much happiness as I can if i truly love them. But if I reflect on my beliefs, I dont believe you need to be married to be bonded with someone. Its just on papers.

Can you move both hands, one spining in a circle and the other making a square?

 

[Kris730903]

Just about, my little one does, she can make any shape on either hand on demand, scary. Sign of a psychopath I'm sure m

Can you stay awake as a passenger on a long journey

 

[SeductivelySweet]

Yes, from Norfolk VA straight to Indianapolis IN driving straight through.


Can you double Dutch with a jump rope?

 

[Sun66]

Can’t anymore

Can you change outfits in a car?

 

[Kris730903]

Can and have many times

Can you reach the middle of your cars roof when washing it

 

[Sun66]

Can, but only if I stand on a step ladder

Can you start a fire without matches?