I bought a new belt for £100, it didn't fit.
So it was a huge waste.
So it was a huge waste.
Today at the Physics Pharmacy:
Protons and electrons on sale for $1 but neutrons are always free of charge.
Protons and electrons on sale for $1 but neutrons are always free of charge.
Q. What did the blondes left leg say to the right leg?.
A. Between the two of us we can make a lot of money.
No offence intended if you are blonde, I have blonde friends.
A. Between the two of us we can make a lot of money.
No offence intended if you are blonde, I have blonde friends.
Q. Why do female black widow spiders kill the men after mating?.
A. To stop the snoring before it starts.
A. To stop the snoring before it starts.
Q. What do you call a gentleman at the end of a queue of redheads?.
A. Ginger bred man.
A. Ginger bred man.
Q. Why is the Harry Potter films so unrealistic?.
A. Because the redhead has 2 friends.
As a redhead myself I can understand.
A. Because the redhead has 2 friends.
As a redhead myself I can understand.
Q. What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom?.
A. That he was a fungi.
A. That he was a fungi.
Never trust an atom.
They make up everything.
They make up everything.
Customer phones Chinese takeaway.
Hi, I'm Wan King the chef. Can I take your order please?.
Customer. Ok, I'll call back later.
Hi, I'm Wan King the chef. Can I take your order please?.
Customer. Ok, I'll call back later.
Q. How do you embarrass and confuse an archaeologist?.
A. Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.
A. Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.
Q. What is a mans idea of safe sex?.
A. A padded headboard.
A. A padded headboard.
That one helluva sous-chef they’ve got there.
My friend said to me: “what rhymes with orange”
”No it doesn’t” I replied.
”No it doesn’t” I replied.