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[cutelittlekirstie]

This appeared on my Facebook news feed from an old school teacher.

My uncle used to fight them on the beaches.

Shame that he was a lousy deckchair attendant.

 

[Tsuga802]

This appeared on my Facebook news feed from an old school teacher.

My uncle used to fight them on the beaches.

Shame that he was a lousy deckchair attendant.

That’s a dad joke if I’ve ever heard one LOL

 

[AmWoody247]

As I've only just seen your post, nothing.

Here’s one I thought of today that’s a play on the word Polymath, which means someone who is into a lot of different subjects and in considered to be pretty proficient in them. Da Vinci, Ben Franklin, Archimedes for example. Here goes:

I know a guy who- on the same night- slept with a doctor, a chemist, a poet and an best-selling author.

I hear he’s a polymath.



Well maybe not the best, but honestly how many polymath jokes are there? Guess I’ll have to look it up.

 

[AmWoody247]

That’s a dad joke if I’ve ever heard one LOL

I love a good dad joke. A bad dad joke: even better!

 

[cutelittlekirstie]

That’s a dad joke if I’ve ever heard one LOL

My old school teacher retired prior to covid, we keep in contact via Facebook.