Faulty jump leads.
Don't get me started.
If I'm posting tooo many, just say STOP.
This 1 I got from my old school teacher I'm friends with on Facebook.
Don't get me started.
If I'm posting tooo many, just say STOP.
This 1 I got from my old school teacher I'm friends with on Facebook.
I went over to this Asian's chick house last night.
We were making out on the couch and I suggested we try 69.
So she got up and made me crispy chicken with fried rice.
We were making out on the couch and I suggested we try 69.
So she got up and made me crispy chicken with fried rice.
My friend met her husband at a local fayer coconut stand.
They both hit it off straight away.
They both hit it off straight away.
My husband lost a wrestling match with the invisible man.
He just didn't know what he was up against.
He just didn't know what he was up against.
Not sure non British people would understand.
I was waiting to cross the road for 20 minutes when a guy walked up to me and said that there was a zebra crossing down the road.
I said that I hope that he was having more luck.
I was waiting to cross the road for 20 minutes when a guy walked up to me and said that there was a zebra crossing down the road.
I said that I hope that he was having more luck.
My torch stopped working the other day, so I took it to a shop where 4 German guys worked. All 4 guys were called Hans.
So, it seems many Hans make light work.
So, it seems many Hans make light work.
My wife told me that in order to have peace at home, we had to leave our problems at the door.
Now she's mad at me because she's locked outside.
Now she's mad at me because she's locked outside.