Make me laugh

[cutelittlekirstie]

The manager of the John o' Groats football team has resigned after losing to Lands end FC.

He said that he has taken the team as far as he can.

Some people may not get it.

 

[cutelittlekirstie]

Things that you shouldn't say to a police officer when he pulls you over.

Can you hold my beer whilst I grab my licence.

Bugger, I forgot to plug my police scanner in.

Are you from the Village People?.

 

[CooknBacnNakd]

 

[cutelittlekirstie]

My boss is going to sack the employee with the worst posture.

I have a hunch it's going to be me.

 

[cutelittlekirstie]

I'm have problems finding good camouflage clothing.

 

[cutelittlekirstie]

I didn't believe in organ donation.

But then I had a change of heart.

 

[cutelittlekirstie]

My husband said 40 is the new 30.

Shame he's been banned from driving.

It's been a while so I posted a few, sadly no more from me in the future.

 

[cutelittlekirstie]

I've had a terrible problem with hate mail.

The price of stamps is unbelievable.

 

[ViXxXeN]

Why don't skeletons fight each other?











They don't have the guts!