Colonel_Mustang Well-Known Member OFC Regular Jun 19, 2020 #21 "Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you didn’t fucking cook it!"
MissMonroe Well-Known Member OFC Regular Jun 19, 2020 #22 Blonde: "You've hurt my friends feelings" GR: "I hurt your friends feelings? Why?" Blonde: "Because you told her to fuck off." GR: "Okay... Will you tell her I meant it?"
Blonde: "You've hurt my friends feelings" GR: "I hurt your friends feelings? Why?" Blonde: "Because you told her to fuck off." GR: "Okay... Will you tell her I meant it?"
G GrimJoker Guest Jun 19, 2020 #23 "These crabs are so undercooked, you can give them back to your girlfriend!"
MissMonroe Well-Known Member OFC Regular Jun 19, 2020 #24 "You look like you're just about to lose your virginity!"
MissMonroe Well-Known Member OFC Regular Jun 19, 2020 #26 "I wish you'd jump in the oven. That would make my life a lot easier!"
Colonel_Mustang Well-Known Member OFC Regular Jun 19, 2020 #30 "How about a thank you, you miserable wee bitch"
G GrimJoker Guest Jun 19, 2020 #34 "There is more smoke in this kitchen, than in Snoop Dogg's tour bus!"
MissMonroe Well-Known Member OFC Regular Jun 19, 2020 #35 "Honestly, chimichanga... chimi chuck it in the bin!"
MissMonroe Well-Known Member OFC Regular Jun 19, 2020 #37 "This chicken is so raw, a skilled vet could still save it!"
MissMonroe Well-Known Member OFC Regular Jun 19, 2020 #39 "Right, I’ll get you more pumpkin. I’ll ram it right up your fucking arse. Would you like it whole or diced?"
"Right, I’ll get you more pumpkin. I’ll ram it right up your fucking arse. Would you like it whole or diced?"